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HARVEY’S LAST CHANCE

Sometimes you’ll look back at a movie that’s a few years old and have a real head-thumping moment of realization. Like, in 2001 I saw Jump, Tomorrow which at the time was a well-written, slightly too self-aware indie in the same mold as so many other well-written, self-aware indies. Now I look at it and … Continue reading

(AMERICAN) GANGSTER TRAILER, GANGSTA BOOGIE

Knocked Up aside, this summer’s been pretty disappointing for me thus far, so I find myself already looking to the traditionally meatier Fall schedule where one film towers above all others for me: American Gangster. From the moment I first heard of the film’s central trinity of greatness – Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, and director … Continue reading

COMMENCE WANKING

The hardest part of writing this article was deciding whether it should be illustrated with Mischa Barton or the babes from t.A.T.u.* As I don’t find Barton’s skeletal physique all that appealing, I have gone with the faux-sapphic duo, who I do find so, so appealing. Barton is going to star in Finding t.A.T.u., which … Continue reading

THAT’S A SPICY NEGRO!

Way back in 2004, we brought you word that Spike Lee was interested in making a movie about black soldiers in Italy in WWII. With an Inside Man and a When The Levees Broke under his belt, it seems that Spike can finally get this movie made. Hooray! The movie will be based on Walter … Continue reading

A SEQUEL NO ONE WANTS…

Anna Faris is hot enough that I’d typically be happy to run two stories in a day about her onscreen antics. But if you thought the Playboy bunny/sororoty house/inspirational flick Micah wrote about this morning sounded like horseshit, it’ll seem like a rose-scented blast of fresh air compared to what Cinematical is reporting. Namely, that … Continue reading

MEDIA REPORTS (6.6.07)

1. BLENDER – JUNE 2007 Ostensibly a music magazine, Blender is really more a somewhat music-based pop culture rag. You’ll get your share of record reviews and interviews as they copy much of the look/format of England’s far superior Q magazine, but there’s a distinctly American spazziness that makes this an unpredictable, light, and usually … Continue reading