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KNOCKED UP… OR RIPPED OFF?

It’s quite likely that you went out to the movies this weekend and saw Knocked Up, the hilarious new film from Judd Apatow. But when you were buying your ticket did you know that you were supporting… plagiarism?! That’s what Canadian journalist Rebecca Eckler is claiming. She’s suing Judd Apatow and Universal Studios, saying they … Continue reading

INEVITABLE MEATBALLS REMAKE COOKED UP

There’s no use getting overly indignant in response to the news that Lionsgate is developing a Meatballs remake; though I enjoy the Ivan Reitman original for Bill Murray’s inspired riffing and the charisma vacuum that is Chris Makepeace (to be fair, he’s much better in Tony Bill’s underrated My Bodyguard), it’s not a particularly strong … Continue reading

HASBRO MOVES AHEAD A SQUARE

Variety reported earlier on Hasbro’s new merchandising strategies, and there are a few facts I need to parrot on to you, so that they’re out of the way and I can get to the point of this article. So: Hasbro was with CAA for a while, and is now berthing in William Morris’ harbor. That’s … Continue reading

TWO MORE DEBATE WITH DENZEL

So, uh, Denzel Washington kinda has a thing for Kimberly Elise, huh? She was in his Manchurian Candidate remake as well as John Q which, to my continuing disappointment, wasn’t Nick Cassavete’s remake of Takashi Miike’s homage to lactation and family values. I keep picking up the DVD case, hoping some magic has happened since … Continue reading

CONTEST: ARE YOU SPY MATERIAL?

Eric O’Neill’s top-secret assignment: bring down one of the most elusive and damaging double agents in American History: Robert Hanssen… without getting caught. Breach is inspired by the true story of a rookie FBI employee, Eric O’Neill (Ryan Phillippe), assigned to investigate and expose the double agent responsible for the greatest breach in U.S. History, … Continue reading

GINNIFER FLOWERS

The only time I’ve seen the HBO polygamy series Big Love was when I caught Bill Paxton’s hairy ass-crack and dangling balls hopping into bed on top top of Ginnifer Goodwin. I remember thinking, "If I ever wanted to know what a prison-eyed view of Bill Paxton’s nutsack looks like, there you go… but hey- … Continue reading

O’BRIEN WRITES A ROM-COM

You know what’s funny? The story of women scorned. There’s nothing that doles out stitches more than a rom-dram-com chiseled from the granite of feminine vengeance. There’s nothing most people love more than watching hilarious comedy classics like John Tucker Must Die, How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days*, My Best Friends Wedding and … Continue reading

IN PRAISE OF RIP TORN AND ‘PAYDAY’

If there is any justice on this whirling glob of dirt and water, there will be a major rediscovery of Daryl Dukes’s Payday, in which world-class hellraiser Rip Torn gives the performance of his career as country-and-western warbler Maury Dann. Currently unavailable on DVD, and written by a now deceased novelist, Don Carpenter, whose entire … Continue reading