And no, it’s not in The Jerk. It’s not in Borat, or What Stays in Vegas, or Sophie’s Choice, or one of those silent film from the 10’s that people laugh at so they look academic. The funniest scene in film history is actually in Robocop, and I’m being absolutely serious about this. I am … Continue reading
Hey, look- somebody turned the talkbacks off! This makes now the perfect time to spew some unholy vitrol without fear of lame talkback reprisal or “YOUR GAY HEHEH” turd graffiti. Last week, I was told by my dentist that I needed to have my wisdom teeth pulled. Not that I had cavities, but that … Continue reading
Next week (June 5th, to be exact) sees the debut of NBC’s horror anthology series Fear Itself. Featuring episodes written and directed by some of the best the horror genre has to offer, news has started to break out in regards to how NBC is taking a huge gamble with a series of this nature … Continue reading
I’ve spent several years meeting interesting people on-line. Some have turned out to be douchebags, others have turned to be decent people. Then, there is the other bracket. Those that are so bizarre that I have to share them with you. If others can see that they exist, maybe I can come to terms with … Continue reading
There is a new movie theater here in good old Oklahoma called Warren Theaters. I guess it got its start in Kansas before opening a branch here. It is the nicest theater I have ever been in. I went a few weeks ago to see Iron Man and I was blown away. I don’t pretend … Continue reading
When you put in fifteen hour days and get paid for only eight in the public education, you tend to work up quite an appetite. Driving home I had quite the hankering for a nice greasy cheeseburger. I pulled into the parking lot of the golden arches and proceeded inside for a nice high-sodium, … Continue reading
It’s a Witchblade poster. One glove, all love.
A cannibal with a love of chainsaws and a penchant for perfection.
The lean, mean acting machine teethes again.
The last of the professionals.