Witchblade barely has a cast or creative team, but now the tentative film has a poster. In an inventive twist on the standard Hollywood ‘Big Head Syndrome’, the art team has gone with Big Ass Cheeks. This image should be hard-wired as a promise of the finished film. One thing I’m realizing is that whoever plays the lead in this nightmare won’t need a wardrobe assistant. Pants? Passe. The power from that blue…whatever it is…will refract light around the actresses choice bits, to the dismay of lads everywhere. This one screams ‘Unrated DVD’. Why not just start there?
