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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 RV $16,400,000 $16,400,000 1 2 United 93 $11,600,000 $11,600,000 1 3 Stick It $11,200,000 $11,200,000 1 4 Silent Hill $9,300,000 $34,200,000 2 5 Scary Movie 4 $7,800,000 $78,100,000 3 6 The Sentinel $7,600,000 $25,500,000 2 7 Ice Age: The Meltdown $7,000,000 $177,700,000 5 8 Akeelah and the … Continue reading

A MESS OF MARVEL MOVIES

If this article were written in the mid-1990s, it would have a holo-foil die-cut cover and a variant by Stephen Platt. But this is 2006 and there’s far more profit to be made in feature films, so here’s sort of a "state of the union" regarding Marvel’s slate. We already heard that Jon Favreau will be polishing … Continue reading

THE MAN BEHIND IRON MAN

Marvel’s shiniest hero (well, the one who doesn’t surf) has a new director. Jon Favreau will begin construction on the red and gold armor for Marvel’s Iron Man movie. Paramount is firing up the boot jets and making the project a priority. Favreau and writers Arthur Marcum and Matt Hollaway are discarding previous drafts by … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.28.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

YES, WE CAN HEAR YOU NOW

Hello? The American remake of the hit Japanese cell phone spooker One Missed Call has connected with a director, French filmmaker Eric Valette. A French guy doing an American remake of a Japanese movie. Dizzying. The original flick was a fairly by-the-digits terror tale (at least by the standards of its ordinarily psychotic director Takashi … Continue reading

MIKE MYERS FIGHTS ROBOT UPRISING

This past Christmas, someone gave me a copy of Daniel Wilson’s book “How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion”. I thought it was a reasonably amusing faux guide to recognizing and neutralizing cybernetic threats (as well as a practical intro to basic real-world robotics), and then I shoved … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.27.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

C.H.U.D…. AGAIN?

It’s been ages since I heard about a remake of the cheesy 80s creature feature whose acronym title has provided considerable mileage for this site, but it sounds like the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers are clawing to the surface once again. iFMagazine chatted up schlock helmer Tim Cox, whose directing credits include a couple of surprisingly fun … Continue reading

TRAILER: PATHFINDER

Actor Karl Urban has already handled orcs, space mutants, the last Furyan and some nasty occultists (someone else out there must’ve seen The Irrefutable Truth About Demons), and now he’s slicing up a whole bunch of Vikings. The twist? He is a Viking. In Pathfinder, Urban plays a young Viking lad left behind during one … Continue reading

11 COLONELS ATTACK! UPDATE

Momentum happens. We’ve added a nice chunk of new crew and cast members, details of which shall be trickling out soon. We’ve also made some headway with financing this little sucker to shoot in the late summer in Atlanta. What I did want to share was the fact that we’ve cast our three female leads, … Continue reading