Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

JAMES MCSCOTTY?

For as little information as there is officially coming out of the new Star Trek film, speculation and rumor-mongering have naturally become the order of the day. Is it a reboot or a revisit? Will it have the original characters or won’t it? Is JJ Abrams directing or isn’t he? Of course, Devin deftly answered … Continue reading

NUTHIN’ BUT A G(REENLIGHT) THANG

Dr. Dre isn’t just waiting around for Eminem to want to record another hit record – he’s decided to move into the movie business with his homies at New Line. Dre (fun fact: he’s not actually a medical doctor) will be mostly producing under his Crucial Films banner. But that’s not where he’s stopping – … Continue reading

THE WEB HOST

The best thing about writing for CHUD, besides all the ass I get, is having the opportunity to tell you about cool movies that are coming up. Movies like The Host, the fantastic Korean monster film that is hitting US shores in just about a month. The Host really, completely and truly fucking rocks, and … Continue reading

PUPPETS PLAN ATTACK

It was a rough weekend for fans of the puppet. Word came last week that the whole Dark Crystal prequel was shut down all Halo-style. Clone War/Samurai Jack fan-god Genndy Tartakovsky was directing, preproduction was churning out some goods and seemingly, out of nowhere, it smacked face-first into a wall of postponement with no plans … Continue reading

SO YOU THINK CAN SPOOF DANCE MOVIES?

When Epic Movie hit the number one slot at the box office a couple of weeks back, CHUD’s own Andre Dellamorte mentioned that an upside to these ridiculously uninspired and formulaic films getting made is that it opens the door for new talents to get in the Hollywood door on low-budget, low-risk product like this. … Continue reading

FACTUAL GIRL

Rumors swirled (and continue to swirl) around Factory Girl, the Weinstein Co movie about Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol that I reviewed here last week. Director George Hickenlooper was recently in New York City for a Factory Girl press day, and he addressed some of these rumors. The biggest rumor about Factory Girl was that … Continue reading

SANDLER IS MOSSAD

In 2005 Steven Spielberg deftly and depressingly gave us a microcosmic view of the Mossad (Israel’s intelligence agency) as it related to the events of Munich. Now it’s Sandler’s turn because, man! Is that Mossad ever funny!Actually, it’s more a comedy threesome, as Sandler is colluding with Judd Apatow and Robert "Triumph the Insult Comic … Continue reading

WAITING FOR THE KINGDOM TO COME

If you’re excited to see Peter Berg and Michael Mann’s The Kingdom, please take a moment to find another April release to see instead. After testing through the roof in multiple screenings, Berg’s action picture about an FBI trio (Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper) investigating a bombing in the Middle East has been pushed … Continue reading