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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

ENTER: METAL MEN!

There have been a lot of misguided comic adaptations over the years, studios snatching up titles with a semblance of fan base and turning them into movies no one was necessarily dying to see. Some worked (Road to Perdition, American Splendor), most didn’t (Barb Wire, Steel, Tank Girl, Josie and the Pussycats and on and … Continue reading

SANDLER GETS SHANK’D

You might remember Adam Shankman from the anti-studio screed I hastily wrote up the other day. You might also remember him as the so-called director who tore open his anus and leaked out The Pacifier, A Walk to Remember, The Wedding Planner, Bringing Down the House and Cheaper By the Dozen 2. I’m sorry, is … Continue reading

GRANT MORRISON GOES HOLLYWOOD

Grant Morrison has long been one of my favorite comic book writers; he has a bizarre vision that he carries with him from title to title, and in many ways I think he deserves the rarest of honors, which is being considered a real comic book auteur. But in the last few years I’ve seen … Continue reading

CHEWERS PHONE HOME

Podcast #20 of The Chud Show is near, and we’re super excited as it features a damn good (and substantial) segment with Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost AKA the coolest motherfunkers going these days. Although we do eventually get around to talking Hot Fuzz, it’s a varied and zany conversation that is quite … Continue reading

NOW MCCLANE HAS A THEATRICAL TRAILER

I’m going to be completely honest with you guys: this brand new international trailer for Live Free or Die Hard ain’t getting along with my Windows Media Player for some annoying reason. But this is a news site, and this is news for anyone who grew up in the 1980s, so here’s a completely substance-free … Continue reading

HEART SHAPED JORDAN

Damn that Ebay! There’s always some bastard who sells their stuff without letting on to the fact that there’s some spectral apparition attached to it. And let me tell you, there’s nothing worse than slipping into Grampa Witherby’s vintage suit only to discover his ghost is using your junk as a speedbag.So goes the premise … Continue reading

HELP KWAPIS UNHELP YOU

Players are for the birds. Or so stands the basic contention behind the popular book He’s Just Not That Into You. Pffffft. Inspired by a man-behavior deconstruction episode of Sex and the City, He’s Just attempts to explain that fellas love the chase, but won’t commit unless the woman is what they really want. Which … Continue reading