Why do we need yet another remake of Frank Herbert’s Dune? I realize remakes are all the rage in today’s creatively bankrupt movie industry, but let’s stop and consider a few things. First, this is a novel that already has been filmed twice. Both versions, I think, have their merits — the strengths of one … Continue reading
Sometimes a movie really can be saved in the editing room. Such was the case when my grisly horror film, Gein and Bates vs. Leatherface, inexplicably transformed into my charming children’s film, The Adventures of Milo and Otis. Up in some Wisconsin middle of nowehereness, my crew and I were busy robbing local graves for … Continue reading
So they threatened to attack the American Embassy and all businesses and/or institutions that have anything at all to do with Americans or the English language. This includes the CBA, wherein I spend my weekdays teaching EFL (which is the new, politically correct term for English). And the place was evacuated. That’s not what we … Continue reading
Three of us went to see The Strangers and the two who stayed to watch agreed that it’s well above average…until the second half. The problem with these films is that they make a very definite and difficult point; the scariest thing in the world is other people. In terms of cruelty and violent caprice, the creature from … Continue reading
Do you remember the glory days of web-based movie news? The thrilling tales of adventure as unemployed Australian twenty-year-olds snuck onto the blue screen sets of the new Star Wars film. The glorious rumors about Evil Dead 4’s imminent lensing, Sean Penn’s negotiations to star in The Matrix, and Natalie Portman’s signing to the first … Continue reading
So last night over several Hamm’s beers, a bottle of champagne and some mean paella at the house, a group of us got to discussing Son of Rambow (an amazing little film), which led me to admit that I cried quite a bit toward the end of the film. Which then led to an assault … Continue reading
A small run-down on the strengths and weaknesses of The Strangers with a quick comparison to Funny Games.
Jessica Alba and her boyfriend, Cash Warren, welcomed their first baby girl this morning. They bestowed the name Honor upon the child. It’s a bit surprising since I didn’t know Alba was Klingon. Either way, I congratulate the the couple: Alba for being pregnant and Warren for, well…getting Jessica Alba pregnant. But their unusual name … Continue reading
Wow! Long time, no write. I have had quite the last few days. My night shifts have officially ended, but my body still requires some recoup time. Completely strung out and guarana still running through my veins, I began to blog all of my adventures up to that point, when out of nowhere, my … Continue reading
Not, not that Day of the Dead. My fiancee and I are getting married on November 1st, which is El Día de los Muertos. Neither of us are Mexican or very much attached to the holiday (besides my unhealthy obsession with Grim Fandango), but it was a nice way of having the wedding near Halloween … Continue reading