Thoughts on the Third Presidential Debate Well, the snap polls are going heavily to Obama. This is not surprising. As I’ve argued before, the only definition of who “won” that matters is, who garnered more undecideds by virtue of his performance? By this measure, once again, Obama succeeded in his primary objective, which was to … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Fuck This Face. It’s painfully easy to rip on Twilight, not only because there is no way it can possibly be good. Not only because vampires are absolute horseshit 88% of the time. Not only because nearly everything that isn’t my dick embraced by recently pubed girls tends to be … Continue reading
Okay, after seeing the trailer for QUARANTINE before The Dark Knight I was pretty psyched. Well, let me slightly rephrase that. I was psyched as much as I could be for a big studio horror flick. I’ve learned too many times in the past that what they masterfully edit together into a wicked looking trailer … Continue reading
Come With Me – Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page Link to video! Since someone needs to be rummaging through the bowels of music video history it should be me. I have nothing better to do with my time, right? So I will take the time to re-watch old videos and review them respectfully (just kidding, … Continue reading
DISCLAIMER: I know this blog is not meant to be used as a medium to bitch about personal shit, but please bear with me. There’s a point to this load of crap. I have this theory about those who choose the creative industries as their livelihood: We are composed of 10% creativity, 10% luck … Continue reading
DISCLAIMER: I know this blog is not meant to be used as a medium to bitch about personal shit, but please bear with me. There’s a point to this load of crap. I have this theory about those who choose the creative industries as their livelihood: We are composed of 10% creativity, 10% luck … Continue reading
Memorable Characters is the new weekly series that turns the spotlight on wonderful and weird folks that inhabit the world of some of your favorite films and, in the process, have stood the test of time. I got my idea for the inaugural installment after recently watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, one of the most … Continue reading
And so, the barrage of promotion has begun and I find myself having to make the rounds of press and face time on Bolivian TV (More on this in due time). I will attempt not to make myself look like an ass. But I’ll let all 3 of you who actually read my blog be … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Craig Tiberius Nelson Must Be Hurting. I’m never one to turn down a Heather O’Rourke joke, not because I don’t feel for the little girl’s family and their loss but because I’m more in love with morbid jokes than I am with compassion. It’s a war I fight every day, … Continue reading
I live in the South. No, I’m not talking about the metropolitan South. This isn’t some suburban wasteland of grocery stores and strip malls and planned communities like Oaky Acres and Shady Divisions. This isn’t a stop on any pop country superstar tour, and the people here have no idea what the word “commute” even … Continue reading