… I miss it. Recently I broke out my House of Pain* albums, all two of them, and took a trip back to when hip hop was cool. I was really into Ice-T when I was in Jr. High. This was of course partially because I was a chode, as most guys are at 14, … Continue reading
That’s right, I said “Boobs, kung-fu, explosions, vampires, zombies, superheroes, and boobs.” This is America. Everybody loves those things. I know I do. (Except maybe vampires. I’m more of a werewolf guy.) Actually, I blasted those keywords upfront in order to make this shameless attempt to grab readers for my other … Continue reading
Last Sunday before our screening of Frankenhooker I somehow managed to come down with one wicked fever. I ran home early feeling like I was about to collapse, and found out with shock that my temperature was at 104.2. Today’s thursday, and the first day my brain feels complete again to be writing again, let … Continue reading
I’ve been searching for a new job, and to no avail thus far. Today I got a call that one of the jobs I applied for (the only one I had an interview for, and was really wanting it too) had been filled. I only got this call, because I had e-mailed the human resources … Continue reading
In the 80’s, I’m a passenger in our Volkswagen bus. The seat belts pinch us and we take turns rearranging the “Jesus Saves” magnets on the on-board refrigerator. Leah is still in a car seat. Some years later, we trash this rusting bus that left our doll’s heads smeared with chalky white paint when we … Continue reading
Hot Damn I love The Rolling Stones!!! Oh, I don’t mean The Rolling Stones we have touring the world on a seemingly continuous basis now a days. No, I don’t hate that corporate monstrosity, but I have no interest in it either. To me it doesn’t exist, meaning it doesn’t detract from the 70’s Stones … Continue reading
I want to give a big thanks to the “birther” movement. I mean, honestly. You guys are really helping me out a lot with your theory that President Obama was born in Kenya and, therefore, his entire presidency is null and void. I’m being sincere, birthers. Thanks for the solid. You see, throughout my entire … Continue reading
So this past friday I picked up my girlfriend from her work so we could have a nice dinner at a place near her work. We’ve eaten at the place before, but at the one that is 50 miles away at South Padre Island. So when we get there, we see that the menu is … Continue reading
Review of the 2009 horror film THE COLLECTOR
Each post, I revisit a film I loved as a lad, most of them inappropriate given my tender age at the time, and decide if they still pass muster. Stream of conscious rambling and massive spoilers ahead, always. “For Christ’s sake, between this movie and all these f-ing episodes of Golden Girls you two watch, … Continue reading