The Steady Leak

The personal column of site creator Nick Nunziata (bio page), The Steady Leak is comprised of rants and missives as well as recurring columns The Steady Leak Reloaded, The List of Dumb, Nicky’s Shrinking Pants Bulge, and the Leak Letters column. Formerly Nick’s Piss and Vinegar, this is the longest running and signature column for CHUD.com’s sillier side.

STEADY LEAK: THE LIST OF DUMB #6

What follows is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that showcase the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond. Folks who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles should find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out of the first installment, and … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: NICKY’S SHRINKING PANTS BULGE #14

Where the author tells you of the many things out there that make him want to become a master thief with an exceptionally large basement to hoard the myriad material things worth owning and loving. Installment One.Installment Two.Installment Three.Installment Four.Installment Five.Installment Six.Installment Seven.Installment Eight.Installment Nine.Installment Ten.Installment Eleven.Installment Twelve.Installment Thirteen.Message Board Discussion. Good day. The love … Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #69

Please send letters. Paul Writes: My name is Paul Christensen from movieweb.com. I was slightly appalled by your cry babyish, vagina monologue "Steady Leak" entry where you go on about "a site" not linking to your 10,000 B.C trailer exclusive. I have been a longtime fan of you and your writers. I think you have … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: NICKY’S SHRINKING PANTS BULGE #13

Where the author tells you of the many things out there that make him want to become a master thief with an exceptionally large basement to hoard the myriad material things worth owning and loving. Installment One.Installment Two.Installment Three.Installment Four.Installment Five.Installment Six.Installment Seven.Installment Eight.Installment Nine.Installment Ten.Installment Eleven.Installment Twelve.Message Board Discussion. Good day. The love of … Continue reading

THE STEADY LEAK RELOADED #1

Comment on the MB Leak Thread – Send a Feedback Letter – Leave a Voice Mail @ 678-827-0940 The Set Up. Come one and all to the Steady Leak, my signature column that has been manhandled, prodded, and inserted into more nubile bodies than the Pope’s flaccid carpaccio. It’s been over a year since I … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: THE LIST OF DUMB #5

What follows is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that showcase the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond. Folks who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles should find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out of the first installment, and … Continue reading