Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - EW, I Call Shenanigans on You
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/8/2009
The Men Who Stare at Goats is not a masterpiece. It's a fun, light movie featuring some great actors having a good time entertaining us and the result is worth the time spent with it. In the pantheon ...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #9
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 09/26/2009
I understand that it's important to be GREEN*.
To be conscious of energy concerns. My car gets decent mileage. I throw
my shit in the trash. I get pissed at people who litter and wish I was
allowed...
A Nice Hard Slap - The Curious Case of Mothra Rainbow Sparkle
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 07/24/2009
This past Wednesday was a lot of things, and most of them were bad. But
one very aspect of today was exciting, fun, and borderline
enlightening. After dealing with nasty and baffling site related is...
A Nice Hard Slap - Back off, WAY OFF... from Wal-Mart
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 07/20/2009
To kill time and entertain myself I'll walk through a store like a
Target or Publix and watch the people and try to figure out which one
is The Thing and how best to dispose of them before they infe...
A Nice Hard Slap - Rise of the Animals, Part One
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 07/10/2009
We need more beasts to arrive from nowhere and fuck our perception of reality. We need misshapen brethren from the sea to rise and give us a taste of horror.We need scary entities who defy cognitive r...
A Nice Hard Slap - Rubbing the Twit of a Celebrity
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/29/2009
Anyone can add a celebrity Twitter account to the list of accounts they
follow. I have quite a few and I regret most of them. Like I really
enjoy hearing all the fancy shit Frank Marshall's doing wh...
A Nice Hard Slap - Whys iFans?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/22/2009
I'll admit that's not a seaworthy pun. Secretly I love it.I have to admit that I am a big fan of a lot of things. If cornered I'd say that yes, Morgan Freeman's voice is a textured, oaky bit of magic....
A Nice Hard Slap - Cruelty to Animals, BECAUSE THEY CAN.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/16/2009
"Look, an animal!""Let's KILL it."And this is how mistakes are made.I'm not perfect. I killed a snake once when I was a kid. I massacred entire ant colonies. I did stupid shit like that. The Flood, th...
A Nice Hard Slap - Jesus Built My Hot Rod. And Mansion.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/13/2009
Shit like this drives me absolutely batshit.Folks
using religion as a get rich scheme, and in ways so transparent it only
makes the folks who pony up look more sheep-like. In fact, it doesn't
do mu...
A Nice Hard Slap - Dr. Laura, In Praise of Hypocrisy
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/5/2009
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a bitch. This is not news.She's
also a hypocrite and a dangerous weapon against the better judgment of
women with radios all across this fine nation. She rode her gay
list...
