Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata is the creator of CHUD.com and despite logic and nagging injuries to his soul, still involved in the daily run of the place. He's made a point to keep all of his film related business private so when they're announced, the assholes can be baffled, pissed, and then scurry to a place they can feebly complain. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - Freakish Proximity to the Perverse.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published Yesterday
Freakish Proximity to the Perverse. [The following is sexual in nature and contains some minor raunch]People all have their own nuttiness for how they engage in the act of sex and the stuff that prece...
A Nice Hard Slap - Viral Marketing or Outrage?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/5/2008
Viral Marketing or Outrage? I've been getting emails from the same person for the past couple of months regarding the upcoming atrocity The Love Guru and its apparently disrespectful outlook towards H...
A Nice Hard Slap - A Mirror On You
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/2/2008
A Mirror on You. I closed the talkbacks. Such is life. I campaigned hard for them. I still think they can work, but the majority of the mail I've gotten since closing them has been so positive I might...
A Nice Hard Slap - Fake Titties
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/24/2008
Fake Titties. As a gent I enjoy a nice set of breasts. They are fantastic things. Sure there's the biological and maternal values but on top of that they look neat and are fun to sample and play with....
A Nice Hard Slap - Things That Suck
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/23/2008
Things That Suck. Devo's cover of Satisfaction.The commercial for Procede featuring Guiseppe Franco, stereotype.Jim Cramer's rolled-up sleeves.The name Bonnie.That the talkbacks are useless.People who...
A Nice Hard Slap - The Wrong Combs, Hollywood
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/22/2008
The Wrong Combs, Hollywood Imagine my surprise to be sifting through Variety headlines and seeing the headline "Combs gets star on Walk of Fame". I literally scanned through my memory banks trying to ...
A Nice Hard Slap - Dead Sea, Live Salesmen!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/21/2008
Dead Sea, Live Salesmen! I was in the mall the other day and for some reason the things that I typically gloss over while I'm there really irritated the shit out of me. It may have been my man...
A Nice Hard Slap - Pall. Stan Lee.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/16/2008
Pall. Stan Lee. It never fails. From time to time I'll see a news bit or something that tells us of a new project Stan Lee is working on (the latest) or some multi-million dollar deal built aro...
A Nice Hard Slap - Masters Bait
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/15/2008
Masters Bait I was chatting with one of my softball teammates last night, a guy who has a very young child and was saddled with watching them over the bulk of this past weekend and he was complaining ...
A Nice Hard Slap - Fear is in the Eye of the Adult Beholder
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/14/2008
Fear is in the Eye of the Adult Beholder I'm so much more a puss today than when I was sixteen. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a manly chap. I grunt and high-five and have been known to do the seriou...