Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and spends every day trying to figure out if that's a good thing or not. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films, a myriad of comics, and the co-writer on Steve Alten's upcoming novel Grim Reaper, based on the screenplay by the pair. 
Blogs by this Author
A Nice Hard Slap - Rubbing the Twit of a Celebrity
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/29/2009
Anyone can add a celebrity Twitter account to the list of accounts they
follow. I have quite a few and I regret most of them. Like I really
enjoy hearing all the fancy shit Frank Marshall's doing wh...
A Nice Hard Slap - Whys iFans?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/22/2009
I'll admit that's not a seaworthy pun. Secretly I love it.I have to admit that I am a big fan of a lot of things. If cornered I'd say that yes, Morgan Freeman's voice is a textured, oaky bit of magic....
A Nice Hard Slap - Cruelty to Animals, BECAUSE THEY CAN.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 06/16/2009
"Look, an animal!""Let's KILL it."And this is how mistakes are made.I'm not perfect. I killed a snake once when I was a kid. I massacred entire ant colonies. I did stupid shit like that. The Flood, th...
A Nice Hard Slap - Jesus Built My Hot Rod. And Mansion.
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/13/2009
Shit like this drives me absolutely batshit.Folks
using religion as a get rich scheme, and in ways so transparent it only
makes the folks who pony up look more sheep-like. In fact, it doesn't
do mu...
A Nice Hard Slap - Dr. Laura, In Praise of Hypocrisy
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 05/5/2009
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a bitch. This is not news.She's
also a hypocrite and a dangerous weapon against the better judgment of
women with radios all across this fine nation. She rode her gay
list...
A Nice Hard Slap - I Love You, Whore!
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 04/30/2009
What follows is an email I received from Electronic Arts this afternoon after playing a little game called Lottso!
on the Pogo.com game service, a place I often visit to decompress and
play Scrabble...
FUCK THIS FACE: LIVE FREE OR FUCK THIS FACE AND DIE
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/22/2009
Fuck this Face.Fuck this Face Harder.Fuck Face with a Vengeance.What follows is my annotated version of an interview Stephanie Meyer did with Entertainment Weekly a while back. I hate reprinting other...
A Nice Hard Slap - This is Chickenfoot?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/21/2009
This is Chickenfoot?As someone who still has love for the old fashioned, lowest common denominator rock, I was intrigued by Sammy Hagar's 'supergroup' Chickenfoot. Chad Smith on drums, Michael Anthony...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #8
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 03/20/2009
Teachers Have Email?I
skipped over a hundred days of school over the last two years of my
high school experience [might be why I graduated in summer school!].
I'm not ashamed of it, don't regret a ...
The Official Handbook of the Nick Nunziata Universe #7
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 01/29/2009
Economic Crisis SOLVED.Hey
folks, did you know that the economy is trouble? Some news sites are
reporting it. Apparently there's some financial hardship happening and
no one is enjoying it except t...
