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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

DAILY GRABOID 10.4.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

DOUG LIMAN PLANS A HEIST

I have not yet seen all of Doug Liman’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith. This is due to a couple of reasons, but the biggest one is that Fox doesn’t always like to invite me to their press screenings. I did catch some of it on a plane, a couple of weeks back, and while I … Continue reading

RAIDERS OF THE SUB-CONTINENT

Is movement on a new Indiana Jones film happening? And was it because of all the prunes he ate in the nursing home? Indiana Jones IV (that stands for how they feed the old bastard now – seriously, I have a million of these and I’m not afraid to use them) has been what Dave … Continue reading

GOB BLUTH GETS WET

Break out, Will Arnett! You can do it! Arnett, one of the funniest things about the incredibly funny Arrested Development (I had to keep pausing tonight’s episode because of “ANALRAPIST” and Bob Loblaw. I just laughed and laughed and laughed), is slowly making himself a movie career. Or at the very least he’s digging out … Continue reading

CURIOUS GEORGE ENRAGES CHRISTIANS

What’s this monkey so curious about, huh? And what’s that damn yellow hat signify? (The site http://www.gaycityusa.com/HANKYCODES.htm would seem seem to tell us that, depending on what color you read that hat as, The Man in the Yellow Hat may be into piss, be a drooler, or have an 8 inch cock. I wonder if … Continue reading

FLETCH WON, KEVIN SMITH LOST

Producer David List said it, and Kevin Smith has confirmed it – Silent Bob is off of Fletch Won. List, weirdly breaking the news on an IMDB message board (I didn’t believe it at first, but as I said, Smith has confirmed), claims that the split was friendly, and that it all came down to … Continue reading

HOWDY, JOSS

I find myself in a weird position this morning. It seems that my editorial from last night about the box office take of Serenity (and I think it’s important to stress here that it’s an editorial, an opinion piece) has attracted the attention of no less a luminary than Joss Whedon himself. This is sort … Continue reading

REXXX, YOU SUCH A DIVA!

It’s Monday… and news at this very moment in time is S-L-O-W. What does that mean for you exactly? A news item about a film starring a "divalike dog" that’s what! Chew on that for a second… Now pray to God that Dave or Devin get you better news today. Bree Turner — whom some … Continue reading