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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

MERRY X-MEN-MAS

I haven’t been reading Gawker and Defamer as regularly as I should (they’re two of the best sites out there), and so I missed this little tidbit – Brett Ratner has sent out his holiday cards, which features him and the cast of X3. This is news for two reasons: The card gives us a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 12.21.05

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

THE NEW NEW WORLD

The version of Terence Malick’s The New World you will be seeing in theaters may not be the one I will be reviewing this week. And it may not be the one that Academy voters base their Oscar decisions on. It seems that Malick is still editing his picture, which will begin an Oscar-eligibility run … Continue reading

A KOREAN TYPHOON COMES TO AMERICA

Korea is king! Once upon a time Asian film was all about Hong Kong, but now the talent seems to have really shifted to Korea, which is home to luminaries like Park Chanwook among others. Dreamworks (a subsidiary of Paramount) has seen the potential in Korean cinema and will be bringing American audiences the most … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 12.20.05

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

GOING FOR BROKEBACK

It’s a good day for the forces of reason. A Pennsylvania court held up what we all know – Intelligent Design is nonsense, and that the people who believe in it are the kinds of retards who would have declared fire came from the devil back in the day. I wish these people would shut … Continue reading

GHOST RIDER’S REVELATION

The website for Sony’s Ghost Rider movie, which has been shoved back to 2007, is open, and it contains a ten second clip that “reveals” the Ghost Rider himself. Here’s the thing – it’s the same ten second clip that got leaked to the internet over the summer, and at the time the studio was … Continue reading

KEIRA IS SILKY

Future wife of mine, Keira Knightley, has apparently got a thing for period pieces. And that’s fine. She’s got that little something about her that lends itself quite well to them. Namely being British. And hot. But this new film, based on the novel Silk by Alessandro Baricco, has nothing to do with being British. … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 12.19.05

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading