Jason Statham is wicked pissed! He has to be — and not just because he agreed to be in a Uwe Boll movie. See, in Lionsgate’s kooky new action flick Crank, Statham plays a hitman who gets poisoned, and the only way to suppress it is to keep adrenaline pumping through his veins, thereby guaranteeing … Continue reading
On August 4th the US finally gets to see a movie that I have heard nothing but great things about – the spelunking terror of The Descent. In the film a group of female cave explorers stumble upon some nasty predatory monsters – but find out that maybe the thing they most have to be … Continue reading
CHUD continues to conquer all second and third tier media! If you watched G4’s Filter this past weekend, shame on you. Also, you will have seen both Nick Nunziata and I commenting on 100 Women You’ll Never Get. They didn’t run the bit where I told them to get the phone book and I would … Continue reading
This is probably a bit more of a JoBlo type story than a CHUD type story, but I’m in the mood to talk about Natalie Portman’s tatas. And the reason why her tatas are the topic of conversation today is that New York Post*’s Page Six is reporting that she’ll be going full frontal in … Continue reading
It looks like Vince Vaughn is all grows up. Now that The Wedding Crashers and The Break Up have established him as a bona fide star he’s turning his attention to much more serious roles. We’ve told you that he’ll be filming a part for Sean Penn’s Into the Wild, which is pretty serious. Now … Continue reading
I don’t know what surprised me more while watching the trailer for Rocky Balboa (aka Rocky 6) — the ridiculous condition of 60-year-old Sly Stallone, or the fact that Burt Young is still alive. But they’re both making their way back to the ring (will Apollo Creed make an appearance from the afterlife?) as Stallone’s most famous … Continue reading
This weekend was the junket for Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell and director Adam McKay’s follow-up to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. First of all, the movie is hilarious; while it’s less absurd and more story driven than Anchorman, it still packs in an astonishing number of insane moments and … Continue reading
After several years of nothingness, we’re rebooting our mailing list with a new vigor, a new attitude, and some new faces. Sadly, the old one has been lost to time and space, but sometimes you have to raze the old to make way for the new.The Sewer Chewer is a site devoted primarily to this … Continue reading
You might’ve noticed by the complete lack of recent news that Hollywood basically took the whole Independence Day week off from work. But if you were expecting some massive announcements now that the fireworks are over and Bill Pullman saved the world, you’d be not quite correct… Anyway, Samuel L. Jackson has joined director Doug … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading