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THE PEPPER POTTS PLEA

So far Jon Favreau’s casting choices for his Iron Man movie have been impeccable, with Robert Downey Jr signing on as Tony Stark and Terence Howard signing on as Rhodey, but maybe Favs’ well only runs so deep. He seems to be stuck in regards to casting one of the female leads, and he has … Continue reading

BOO HOO! BORAT HURT MY FEELINGS!

Reading Linda Stein’s tale of woe, “How I Was Duped by Ali G,” it becomes glaringly obvious why this woman not only made it into the Borat movie but why she’s in the trailer: she’s a self-righteous ding dong with no sense of humor. If you’ve seen the trailer for Borat you know Linda – … Continue reading

TONIGHT, PETER BERG COMES

What’s interesting about Peter Berg’s career isn’t that this goofy character actor has become one of my favorite directors, it’s that he gets attached to more projects that remoras get attached to sharks. Last week when the rumor went up that he might direct Will Smith in the dark, revisionist superhero movie Tonight, He Comes, … Continue reading

RAMBO TAKES ON HIS DEADLIEST ENEMY YET

Just when you thought Sly Stallone was on a roll – Rocky VI is hitting theaters this Christmas (thank you Santa Claus!) and Rambo IV is set to begin filming early next year – a terrible obstacle has risen before him. A great big fleshy obstacle. The Weinsteins. The Bros Weinstein filed a lawsuit on … Continue reading

OLIVER STONE SUCKS ON A JAWBREAKER

Oliver Stone’s 9/11 movie was toothless and very different from his usual work. World Trade Center was, putting it mildly, a disappointment. But it may have just been his opening salvo on the new state of the world; it turns out that Stone and Paramount secretly optioned the book Jawbreaker, CIA agent Gary Berntsen’s account … Continue reading

POSTER ATTACK!

Way back, I used to do this little column called the Poster Attack!. It was a sarcastic little thing, sometimes existing solely to bash silly artwork but sometimes just simply a showcase for the latest film art. Since we have enough silly columns, I’ll try to get back to