Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 The Departed $27,015,000 $27,015,000 1 2 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning $19,150,000 $19,150,000 1 3 Open Season $16,000,000 $44,129,000 2 4 Employee of the Month $11,800,000 $11,800,000 1 5 The Guardian $9,643,000 $32,394,000 2 6 Jackass Number Two $6.400,000 $62,693,000 3 7 School For Scoundrels $3,413,000 $13,968,000 … Continue reading

PRIME PARROTS YOU

UPDATE! Now you can enter the contest right here through CHUD.com. Just scroll down. People, we are seeing history being made here. Paramount is offering fans the opportunity to submit a line of dialogue that Optimus Prime will speak in next summer’s live action adaptation of Transformers. Click here to do just that (I really … Continue reading

HOW ZACK SNYDER WON ME OVER

Hot on the heels of the fucking incredible trailer for his adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300, Zack Snyder has been quoted saying things about his planned film version of Alan Moore’s Watchmen that have completely erased any final misgiving I may have had about him working on the project. I never had a lot of … Continue reading

TONIGHT WE DINE IN TRAILER HEAVEN

The internet is crawling with haters. You have to feel sorry for these people, because they’ve come to accept hate into their lives so much that they can watch something as glorious as the trailer for 300 – the film based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel – and dismiss it as music video crap or … Continue reading

PERVERTS AND PEDOPHILES

How can you not love the implosion of Republican Mark Foley? It’s a great example of the deep-running moral hypocrisy of the “family values” types out there – I have always felt that if you scratch a public prude you’ll find a sex maniac right underneath. Often wrapped up in bondage gear. The problem is … Continue reading

CAN’T CARREY THE MOVIE?

It’s been a bad year for Jim Carrey. It opened in the shadow of Fun With Dick & Jane, a movie that everyone expected to do better. And now the guy can’t seem to get a movie off the ground – first Used Men, the comedy he was doing with Ben Stiller and Jay Roach, … Continue reading

UPDATED! THE EVIL MS COULTER

UPDATE! I have removed the image from this page because Gary Gray, the "man" who runs realmovienews, sent me this email: Hi Devin,I’m very confused here.I send you a link to our story last week of our Nicole Kidman pics filmingHis Dark Materials.You don’t run it, which is totally fair, you run whatever stories you … Continue reading