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DVD REVIEW: BUG – SPECIAL EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!Studio: LionsGateMSRP: $28.98Rated: RRunning Time: 101 minutesSpecial Features:• BUG: An Introduction• A Discussion with William Friedkin• Audio Commentary by Director William Friedkin   The Pitch “It’s like The Parallax View on Crystal Meth.”The Humans Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Lynn Collins, Brian F. O’Byrne and Harry Connick, Jr. The Nutshell Agnes … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ZOO

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!Studio: ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98Rated: UnratedRunning Time: 76 minutesSpecial Features:• Filmmaker Commentary featuring Writer/Director Robinson Devor and Writer Charles Mudede• Trailer Gallery   The Pitch “Horse meets dick.” The Humans John Paulsen, Ken Kreps, Coyote, Richard Carmen, James Chu and the sexiest horses this side of the O.K. Corral The Nutshell In … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DELTA FARCE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $28.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 89 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind the scenes conversation with Danny Trejo• Director’s commentary• Featurettes• TrailersThe Pitch As the blood red moon smears its crimson light across the darkened sky, a shrill cry rings out from the mewing lamb sacrificed upon the altar. The jagged dagger pierces … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SUPERNATURAL – SEASON 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $37.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 903 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary on three episodes Unaired scenes Devil’s Roadmap interactive featurettes Jared Padalecki’s original screen test Gag reel The Pitch Season 2 of ghosts, demons, creepy crawlies and other generally unpleasant and scary things. And no I don’t mean … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FACE/OFF – SPECIAL EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 140 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by John Woo and writers Mike Werb and Michael Colleary• Commentary by writers Mike Werb and Michael Colleary• The Light and the Dark: The Making of Face/Off• John Woo: A Life in Pictures• Deleted scenes including alternate ending• … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SHOGUN ASSASSIN 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: AnimeigoMSRP: $19.98RATED: 18+RUNNING TIME: 81 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Image Gallery• Production Notes• Trailers The Pitch Lone Wolf and Cub return for another film full of severed limbs, gallons of blood, humorous dubbing and fantastic swordplay. As an added bonus, this installment features 33% more tits than the last one! The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LUCKY YOU

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $28.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 123 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes The Players at the Table The Real Deal The Pitch "A hotshot poker ace finds love amidst the high stakes poker tables in Las Vegas, but will the allure of the big game and his legendary card sharp … Continue reading