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THUD, or Television Happenings Under Development as it’s known to geniuses, is CHUD.com’s signature television column. The column offers insight, news, and snark aplenty on the tube known to its friends and family as “Boob”.

THUD NEWSBREAK: TERMINATING YOUR TV

The machines are rising again, and this time on the Fox Network. The broadcast channel has made a pilot commitment to a new series spinning off from the Terminator films. Yup, a Terminator series. Except without a Terminator. The show will be called The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and will take place after the events of … Continue reading

THUD NEWSBREAK: LOST GETS BOOKED

Lost obviously has a large fanbase, filled with fairly loyal people. How do you sell things to these people? One way is to offer odd and unique tie in books – like a novel written by one of the passengers on Oceanic 815. Except that the guy died. Sometime next year the unfinished manuscript by … Continue reading

THUD SPECIAL: WELL FRAK ME

I don’t feel bad for having missed the new Battlestar Galactica when it premiered on the SciFi Channel. First off, everything on that network sucks. It’s possibly the biggest wasteland on television, as far as I’m concerned, filled with generally low rent garbage and the occasional old campy TV show or movie. Secondly, the new … Continue reading

THUD REVIEW: NO DIRECTION HOME

In the modern world the word genius is tossed around casually, but there are few actual geniuses out there. It seems like there are bursts of brilliance, but almost never the sustained light of a true genius. So No Direction Home is a double gift, in that it’s from a cinematic genius and it’s about … Continue reading

THUD NEWSBREAK: COX SUCKER

I admit, I quit Deadwood. After they killed Wild Bill I felt like the series lost all forward momentum, since I didn’t find the continued use of “cocksucker”and “motherfucker” as novel as the rest of the TV audience, what with me being an Italian from New York. I may have missed out on some stuff, … Continue reading