The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: "Anatomy of a Scene" featurette In a sophomore literature class at college, I had my first experience with Charlotte Perkins’ novel The Yellow Wallpaper. The critical geniuses in that class came in ready to discuss how crazy the protagonist was, how … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $29.95 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 133 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Jean-Pierre Jeunet• 14 Deleted Scenes with Commentary• 3 ‘Making Of’ Ducumentaries Speak the name Jean-Pierre Jeunet and several images spring to mind. I see the montage from Delicatessen, where an entire apartment is synchronized to the sounds of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $30.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 121 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• A Perfect Circle music video: "Passive" • Theatrical trailers • 18 Minutes of deleted scenes, including alternate ending • Conjuring Constantine • The Production from Hell documentary gallery• Imagining the Underworld documentary gallery• Constantine Cosmology • Foresight: the Power … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.97RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer The Pitch “A love story for the terminally ill from the director of Leonard Part 6.” The Humans Jean Reno, Mercedes Ruehl and Polly Walker. The Nutshell Rosanna (Ruehl) is sick. Her doctors say she’ll die any day now. Until … Continue reading →
Another week, another slew of DVD titles awaits you. A lot of titles, to be exact. Are they good? Do you consider The Garbage Pail Kids to be amazing? Yeah, didn’t think so. How about Illegally Yours? I think the power of Greyskull is commanding all of us to purchase a couple of great titles … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO :Warner Bros.MSRP: $14.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Trailer• Mustache The Pitch “Chuck Norris kicks the hell out of people in Hong Kong!” The Humans Chuck Norris (Firewalker, Top Dog), Bob Minor (Commando, Action Jackson), May Louise Weller (Animal House, Q: The Winged Serpent), Michael Cavanaugh (The Gauntlet, Full … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UMVD/Visual EntertainmentMSRP: $24.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 133 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Interview with Femi Kuti• Bonus Performances• "Shotan" Video Clip• Bonus live concert CD The Pitch Jazz meets soul meets funk meets traditional African music and Nigerian drum patterns in the explosive musical style of “Afro-beat” as legendary African musician Femi … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $19.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 110 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Recruitment Video• Video Game The Pitch “It’s Power Rangers meets Men In Black with Jackie Chan-esque fights.” The Humans Brandon “Red Ranger” McLaren, Chris “Blue Ranger” Violette, Matt “Green Ranger” Austin, Monica “Yellow Ranger” May and Alycia “Hot Ranger” Purrott The … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $29.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 228 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentaries• 3 Never Before Seen Episodes There is some CHUD debate over the Shrek franchise. Some like the movies and some hate them with fiery passion. Personally, I enjoyed them. I don’t have any desire to watch them again, but … Continue reading →