ATMs and You. It’s safe to say that we have evolved from a cash culture to a digital one, right? Debit cards, credit cards, online banking, and paperless bill paying is the standard and not something for the cutting edge technophiles that nasally snotch Lazlow caters to. My mother, a late adopter of the internet, … Continue reading
Soccer Is NOT a Chess Match. I have an Iraqi friend who obviously loves soccer more than a nice jihad, but he’s not one of those blindly one-sport people who’s unwilling to understand and appreciate all that the world of sports has to offer. He’s also a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan, which is comical. But, … Continue reading
Miller Fucked Life. Beer commercials are the worst. This is not a new opinion. I have long grown numb to the proliferation of advertisements that equate the golden elixir to some cosmic juice that is more important than relationships, worth risking your life for, and the secret missing ingredient to a perfect life. With all … Continue reading
David Mamet’s “unexpected” right-wing conversion has elicited some fairly entertaining rebukes and laments, but it’s all a load of bullshit grandstanding. The only shock is that Mamet didn’t own up to it sooner. He was a misanthrope when he made his first big splash with Sexual Perversity in Chicago (which many of you know as … Continue reading
Why is it that Republicans don’t set themselves on fire for causes they believe in? I was working on my Dad’s lawnmower today and while changing the fuel filter I happened to get a dose of gasoline all over my arms. While joking about having a quick smoke and getting back to work it occurred … Continue reading
I’ve had a lot of fun reading the talkbacks in the last couple of days with some people blowing their wigs about the number of cartoon DVD reviews the gang and I have done in the last week or so. I myself have slogged through seven of them this week and my man Anderson has … Continue reading
Mommy Needs a Kick in the Face! I have this habit of ramming into the cleaning lady’s car in my driveway. It’s happened twice now and it will never happen again or I will become another statistic of a normal suburban guy gone horribly wrong who suddenly puts down the garden hose and eats the … Continue reading
No HIV prevention from Viagra? I was watching today’s protested Red Sox/Blue Jays game [good on ya, Red Sox] and a commercial for Viagra came on. A really weird one where a bunch of older guys all seemed to be having too much fun with what they were doing and then I realized that it … Continue reading
Next week I will be going as far west as I will have ever gone, as I head to Hawaii. It’s a six hour flight. My longest flight has been something like nine hours, and when I start to complain about that I think about the insane lengths of Garth Franklin’s flights to the US … Continue reading
Vagina, it’s what’s for dinner. If you were expecting the be all end all of pussy eating blogs, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m sure our resident Lothario Dellamorte’s got one cooking but I’m SO not the authority on such matters and if I was, I’d probably keep it to myself anyhow. I’m bashful … Continue reading