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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

SINGER APPEALS BEFORE ZOD

Sometimes even the hardened news hounds here at CHUD.com miss a story or two. Usually it’s not a big deal, but this past week we almost let an opportunity to shit on the idea of a sequel to Superman Returns get by us! Thanks to Garth at Dark Horizons, we managed to see the story … Continue reading

GETTING INSIDE PINHEAD

The horror kids are getting all worked up over this French Inside picture (not this equally commendable, Made-In-America Inside picture), so I guess we’re all compelled to see it even though they lied about Hatchet*! Directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury, Inside is a allegedly a taut home invasion flick in which an awful … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE CLIP: MR. UNTOUCHABLE

Ridley Scott has made the single best gangster film of the 21st century with American Gangster*, but even more amazing than that, he’s managed to make a film where Cuba Gooding Jr is actually… good. Yes, Cuba’s in American Gangster playing Nicky Barnes, the Harlem drug kingpin who appeared on the cover of the New … Continue reading

CAPTAIN CONFIRMED

I was over at Joe Carnahan’s blog reading his thoughts on the strike (he’s prepping for a summer 08 shoot, thinking that only the writers will strike) when I saw that he announced Chris Pine dropping out of Killing PabloWhite Jazz in order to ‘go where no man has gone before,’ according to Joe. That … Continue reading

EXACTLY HOW ABSURD IS THIS DICK PIC?

I had to stop and take a few breaths before writing this article, because every paragraph I read in the source story just screamed wrong, wrong, WRONG. Where’s that Kevin Spacey .gif? The basics: as we’ve reported before, Bill Pullman is playing a sorta, kinda version of Philip K Dick in the unauthorized biopic Your … Continue reading

MUAD’BERG?

Back in August CHUD.com brought you the news that the Frank Herbert estate believed they were close to launching a new Dune film. The details were scarce, and we didn’t even know what studio or what filmmaker really wanted the rights to the book. Now Aint It Cool has a scooper who thinks they know … Continue reading

EINSTEIN MEETS JIGSAW

Lionsgate is a weird company. They produce lots and lots of junk – War, Midnight Meat Train, Saw IV – but they also distribute movies like Francis Ford Coppola’s Youth Without Youth and they brought Paul Haggis’ Crash to an Oscar win. They’re a schizophrenic company, making their rent by making awful genre pictures, but … Continue reading

JOE PESCI RETURNS, RUNS WHORES

Fresh from his exhausting stint doing not a goddamn thing for the past decade (does The Good Shepherd count?) Joe Pesci is about to live every boy’s dream: he’s going to play fuck/marry/kill with Helen Mirren, Helen Mirren and some unknown actor, all within the confines of a thinly fictionalized Mustang Ranch. Guess which one … Continue reading