Shawn C. Baker

TIME MACHINE GO!!! 1983

Coming back from our Bruce Willis Adventure in 1997 our flex capacitor* went haywire and UMPHH! Takashi and I crash-landed in 1983. Not just any 1983 though. An appropriate Hollywood lead in might sound a little something like this: “In a world where crime rules the streets. Where hooligans wait on every corner to rape, … Continue reading

TIME MACHINE GO!!! 1997

A couple weeks ago I came home from work and found a package addressed to me on the doorstep. No return address. It was from a DVD discount vendor. I figured it was something my wife ordered. When I opened it I found Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis, a post Pulp Fiction-phenomenon picture I … Continue reading

TIME MACHINE GO!!! 1997

One day last week I came home from work and found a package waiting for me. It had my name on it and no return address. Opening it I found a DVD, something starring Bruce Willis that I had never heard of before called Last Man Standing. I figured my wife must have been the … Continue reading

I was expecting Flavor Flav

I generally like Michael Mann’s movies. I grew up with Miami Vice and although I was much younger and easier to impress back then I remember it, for the most part, fondly. As the years went on I remember the show became weirder – like pre-X-Files weirder – and it served as my introduction to … Continue reading

An Ode to Beer…

Today it is nice and windy in Southern Los Angeles as I write this. It’s afternoon – I got to wake up late, as it is my day off. This was good. I read for a bit in bed. I’m reading Ray Bradbury’s SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES and it is awesome. After a time … Continue reading

Time Machine GO!!! 1980

Wow, if you had told me I would procure a time machine and then use it to go back to a year like 1980 I would have called you freakin’ nuts (unless we were going back to see The Cure in concert at their best that is). However Takashi and I did indeed travel back … Continue reading

Satan's Real Estate…

This blog was originally going to be about DC Comic’s FINAL CRISIS, which I just finished reading in it’s shiny new Hardcover format. However after I finished reading it I immediately felt like I had to A) read it again, and B) go online and research a lot of stuff about the DCU before I … Continue reading

I would follow Sam Raimi to hell…

(Mild Spoilers below folks) Wow. After finally seeing Drag Me to Hell last week all I can say is Wow. Wait, that’s not exactly true. As I recall as the movie advanced from about the forty minute point an insatiable desire to stand up and scream FUCK YEAH!!! clawed at my consciousness for the remainder … Continue reading