Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

TRY THE McREMAKE, IT’S DELICIOUS

What’s he looking at over there to the left? It must be INTENSE. The man with the piercing green eyes and the mostly shaven nutduster is Nelson McCormick, the man making all of your remake dreams come true with his Prom Night. That’s right, the horror film that was no good in the 80’s is … Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #61

Please send letters. David Writes: Re Dr. Strange Review FYI Your sites content seems to be rapidly descending from, sarcastic, funny & hip to pointlessly bitter & resentful. What’s up with that? If feels like you seem to think that everything everyone puts out across most media seems so creatively boring and lame, that one … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: THE POWER OF STRIKE REPELS YOU!

Holy shit. Joust: The Movie. I promise I’m not jealous because my HBO Root Beer Tapper mini-series wasn’t greenlit when I say that this impending strike is a fuckfaced retarded asshole poopface. For the record, Aaron Eckhart would have made an excellent Tapper. It’s one thing to perpetuate. Keep the gears turning. Hollowood isn’t able … Continue reading

LATCHKEY’S LAMENT AT TIFF

A little backstory. Throughout the years as I’ve tried to get a grasp on my own film career I’ve been asked by the folks I’m working with if there’s any filmmakers to watch and though I know some very talented folks there’s only one guy in my entire career that I’ve said is the next … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BROOKLYN RULES

"The meats betrayed me. What else could I do?" BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: City LightsMSRP: $29.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary Trailer Map of Mena Suvari’s Home World The Pitch A coming of age story set in New York’s beloved borough against a backdrop of friendship, love, and the mob. Never. … Continue reading

DANNY BOYLE BORES ME TO TEARS

I am a staunch supporter of one Danny Boyle. That staunchness is strained after Sunshine took a perfectly interesting idea and shoved hot pokers in its ass. The Blurvillain of ’07 shant be forgotten for some time, but I’ll defend Millions, A Life Less Ordinary, and even The Beach as worthwhile if not superlative films … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DEMETRI MARTIN. PERSON.

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 60 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes Commentary Comedy Central Presents Tiny Poster Extra Footage The Pitch A Comedy Central DVD release of the stand-up from one of the more laid back and solid young comedians working today. The Humans Demetri Martin & friends. The Nutshell … Continue reading