Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

STEADY LEAK: NICKY’S SHRINKING PANTS BULGE #5

Where the author tells you of the many things out there that make him want to become a master thief with an exceptionally large basement to hoard the myriad material things worth owning and loving. Installment One.Installment Two.Installment Three.Installment Four.Message Board Discussion. Good day. The love of consumption is a shameful yet glorious thing as … Continue reading

CHEV CHELIOS RETURNS

I loved Crank a lot. As excerpted from last year’s "Best Of" list, where it ranked as #11 of 2006: "The most manic and fucking insane major release of the year, this little bastard is amazingly crafted entertainment, fueled by genius and powered by nitrous oxide and semen. Jason Statham spends an hour and a … Continue reading

SCREENING: THE DARJEELING LIMITED

Honestly, if you don’t know about this film or have an opinion on Wes Anderson films, this contest is of little value to you. If you haven’t seen a previous flick, you’re probably not a real reader of this site. But, benefit of the doubt and all that… You want to see it. Bottom line. … Continue reading

SCREENING: INTO THE WILD

Emile Hirch interviewSean Penn/Eddie Vedder interview Judging from the interviews above and the secondhand info from folks who have seen the film, Into the Wild is one not to be missed. Sean Penn is 3 for 3 as a director thus far in my mind, having made challenging and somewhat unorthodox films [The Pledge and … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: FUCK YOU, JACKIE CHAN

Article where Jackie Chan rips his own American films and the American sense of humor. I have to admit that I used to dig Jackie Chan’s schtick back in the old days where his dexterity and ingenuity took center stage and allowed his films to be fun and great party experiences where everyone gasped at … Continue reading

MISTY WATERCOLORED POSTERS…

I must confess that The Mist is one of the Stephen King stories I’ve read at least three times but remember only scattered bits of. I must also admit that I plan not to revisit it until after I see Frank Darabont’s vision of it. I must also confess that it was I who raped … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: NICKY’S SHRINKING PANTS BULGE #4

Where the author tells you of the many things out there that make him want to become a master thief with an exceptionally large basement to hoard the myriad material things worth owning and loving. Installment One.Installment Two.Installment Three.Message Board Discussion. Good day. The love of consumption is a shameful yet glorious thing as evidenced … Continue reading

IT’S YOUR MOVE

Sometimes television can be a wonderful thing. Banished to oblivion [or The Valley, depending on which is considered worse], Jason Bateman has come back and come back HARD after taking the lovely Arrested Development and springboarding the leading role of the show into first a series of fun cameos and now to a comfortable spot … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ALLIGATOR

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 90 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: John Sayles Interview Commentary by Lewis Teague Remastered Picture & Audio Man-Eating Reptile The Pitch A baby alligator is flushed down the shitter, goes into the sewer, eats contaminated experiment dogs, becomes huge and pissed and wreaks havoc upon New York … Continue reading