Somehow I Never Don’t Get Scared of This. As many of you know, you can search your area or any other area for all of the registered sex offenders out there. Kind of like a Where’s Waldo if Waldo fucked kids. I’ve been told by my friend David that I’ve got surprisingly Conservative views on … Continue reading
Why I Didn’t Blog Yesterday. I missed my first blog day yesterday but not because I’m crap. In fact I’m doing two today to make up for it. Plus, I think we’ll all agree that the masturbation blog was somewhat of a substantial little article in the grand scheme of blogs and almost worth a … Continue reading
Castro: Does It Matter? So Fidel Castro is stepping down. People all over are saying that Cuba will become more Democratic. Cuban baseball players who defected are talking about how they can return to the Motherland without the same fears. Bullshit. To think that Fidel Castro is going to let his nation, and it pretty … Continue reading
Mastering Bation. First of all, enjoy my GRAY TEXT today…I gave a lady some shit yesterday for saying she was going to “jerk off” that evening. As a man I don’t ask for much but I do ask that we are allowed to keep “jerking off” all to ourselves. There are plenty of wonderful terms … Continue reading
Fashion Tips. I am a rugged cunt. I know this. People tell me this. I’m a tough. A suburban rogue. Nails. Balls deep in everything I do. Once, I was a dapper motherfucker. Now, I can get by with my charm and my Creature from the Black Lagoon sweatshirt. But not everyone is as lucky. … Continue reading
The rousing conclusion!
Nick ain’t done yet.
Van Stupid. I recently finished the book Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga by Ian Christie and spent a few hours listening to all my Van Halen albums pretty much in sequence. Even the horrendous and soul-ruining Van Halen III with Gary Cherone. To answer your question: Because I Apparently Hate Me. I have … Continue reading
Nick finds Q engaging.
The Juice is Played. The only time steroids and baseball should be addressed in a court of law is when a player is injured due to steroid use and has missed enough time for his team to sue him to forfeit his remaining salary as a violation of his contract. That’s forward thinking as opposed … Continue reading