INTERVIEW: RYAN REYNOLDS (DEFINITELY MAYBE)
Nick speaks to someone taller and more sexy than himself.
Nick speaks to someone taller and more sexy than himself.
Nick loves and hates.
Serious Questions. I know that ‘The Slap’ tends to be silly but every once in a while I have to point the lens of introspection out to the world around us and get serious about things. I don’t want people to believe I’m one-dimensional and only capable of doing silly captions, articles about vagina-shaped bread … Continue reading
Nick loves Ben Affleck a lot.
Tiny Horses Couldn’t Drag Me Away. But you know they’d TOTALLY try to. As some of you know, Miniature Horses are in vogue these days. Small vogue, but vogue nonetheless. Little equii with two things on their tiny minds: 1. Being small.2. If possible, being smaller. You know who is uncomfortable with this arrangement? Dogs. … Continue reading
Nick continues being hated and loved.
If I Win The Lottery Tomorrow. There’s like a 150 million dollar lottery happening here in Georgia and I think it’s about time I moseyed up to the ticket gettin’ place and got a winning ticket so I can finance the things that simply need to happen for this world to go from being a … Continue reading
Baffle McBaffleson. Things that baffled me this weekend: They tore down a playground by my house to build a bank. I overheard someone outside the gas station saying that they hope “that nigger gets elected” and then mentioned TIVOing his eventual assassination. Yes, there was a Dale Earnhardt sticker on the back of his mud … Continue reading
I hope Larry the Cable Guy falls down and dies. Today was the first day of the softball tournament season for X-Factor, the competitive men’s team I play for. We got our championship rings a week ago from winning the ISA Big Ten championships, which is kind of a big deal considering the amount of … Continue reading
The midway point happens!