Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

A Nice Hard Slap – Screw These Things

A Nice Hard Slap – Screw These Things People say I complain all the time. Here’s some more! 1. “I Appreciate Ya”. Been hearing this more and more. Instead of saying “I appreciate it” in regards to a service, compliment, or various other interaction they say “I appreciate ya” or “‘preciate ya”. I guess it’s … Continue reading

A Nice Hard Slap – Hating John Malkovich

A Nice Hard Slap – Hating John Malkovich After this year’s fun but forgettable Burn After Reading and seeing the trailer for The Changeling, every iota of my tolerance for John Malkovich’s schtick is gone. His. Line. Reading. Emphasis. Has. Worn. Out. Its. Welcome. Here’s an actor with such a commanding presence, such a unique … Continue reading