For those of you that missed it, Anderson’s started the Blog Wars. Here’s the explaination. From My Blog Skip: John Wayne Gacy, Jesus Christ and Lance Armstrong are in a bar. The bartender approaches them and asks what they’ll have. Jesus says that he’ll take a…. …glass of plain water. He wants to turn it … Continue reading
In her very grandma-ian way my grandmother sent me a support package when she heard about my ailing health. Yesterday I opened the mailbox to find a shoebox wrapped in brown postal paper. Inside was a whole bunch of tissue paper and plastic bags. Within the mess was a solitary lump wrapped in Christmas paper, … Continue reading
The problem with ‘best of’ lists is that there are so god damn many of them. For this, my list of favorite movie villains, I’m going to do my best to avoid the usual choices, like Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Norman Bates or Dracula. I’m aiming for something a little more original, though I seriously … Continue reading
The problem with ‘best of’ lists is that there are so god damn many of them. For this, my list of favorite movie villains, I’m going to do my best to avoid the usual choices, like Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Norman Bates or Dracula. I’m aiming for something a little more original, though I seriously … Continue reading
In keeping with my nostalgic and obsessive-compulsive moods I’m looking back on many of my childhood favorite cartoons, most of which I haven’t seen since I was a child. I’m trying to avoid needless nostalgia and look at these shows as objectively and honestly as I can. At the same time, these aren’t meant as … Continue reading
Since my life really isn’t exciting enough to talk about, I’ve decided to write about my shitty day as if it were narrated by Sam Elliott. I walked into the office without using the handicap button. I hate it when functioning human beings push the handicap button instead of pushing the door open. It’s lazy. … Continue reading
I’ve only attended the Minnesota State Fair once, the year I moved to the state. Ever since I’ve avoided it like the plague. For those of you that don’t know, the MSF prides itself on its many ‘on-a-stick’ concoctions. These include anything that can be frozen and/or deep-fried, though some of these ‘tasty treats’ are … Continue reading
I’m sorry to say, oh my loyal readers (all two of you), that I am a liar. In my half-assed little blogger bio I stated: “He’s (Gabe) written for DVDActive.com for almost four years now, and racked up over 300 reviews, but still hasn’t managed anything worthy of linking in wikipedia.com.” It turns out that … Continue reading
In keeping with my nostalgic and obsessive-compulsive moods I’m looking back on many of my childhood favorite cartoons, most of which I haven’t seen since I was a child. I’m trying to avoid needless nostalgia and look at these shows as objectively and honestly as I can. At the same time, these aren’t meant as … Continue reading