DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 9/26/08
An Eagle Eye is sort of like a Brown Eye in sex terminology.
An Eagle Eye is sort of like a Brown Eye in sex terminology.
Cold Warrior wakes Black back up.
Ghost Town turned out to be an apt title for the film’s opening weekend. I kill me. In the end, don’t we all? Ah, Macerena.
Four films… it’s like Thunderdome, except without midgets, Tina Turner, Chainsaws, a cage match, two men, or Master Blaster.
What? The? Fuck? America shows good taste? How is this possible? The Coens are Numero Uno!
Summer’s over, right? So let’s do this. Let’s look at the numbers. And then let’s look at porn.
Bangkok, it just got dangerous. Audiences, are more into the fall premieres, I guess. Cause this weekend is sleepy. Sleepy like Sunday morning (Cue Lionel Richie).
Cage. Really Bad Hair. What’s Next?
Answer: A film he did a year and a half ago and sucked.
Not with a bang but a whimper. The summer season closes. Yeah, I went poetry instead of a Prince reference. It’s the benefits of a classical education. Who said I was a terrorist?
Summer is over, so let’s go last calling for losers.