An Electric Night with The New Mastersounds. Last night myself and longtime CHUD.com denizens/friends/contributors John Makarewicz & Will Mason caught a performance of funk/soul outfit The New Mastersounds as they played here in Atlanta with opening act Entropy, a local band. The Mastersounds hail from Leeds, England and are amazing in their studio releases but … Continue reading
More words happen at you.
More dumb happens.
Foot Meet Mouth #2. OK… Yesterday I told you about an unfortunate and awesome racist experience where a friend stuck his foot in his mouth up to the thigh and I acted like a bad ass who never gets caught in the dumb flapping of his own jaw. Of course I’m full of shit and … Continue reading
Foot Meet Mouth #1. OK… I’ve recounted this story in the past on the message boards, at coffee meetings, and it will most certainly have a place in my autobiography. Actually, while I’m on that subject, which of these titles works best for you: Comeshot Made Good: The Life and Untimely Death of Nick Nunziata … Continue reading
Horror Sites Love the Blurbs! You know what sucks? Not being able to trust a DVD case for a horror movie. It seems like every single horror release boasts a quote from some horror website that I’ve either never heard of or from a site I know but could have just been as easily culled … Continue reading
How to Fail the Shit Out of a Health Inspection. I’ve eaten at some serious shit holes in my day. Proudly. There’s a charm to hole-in-the-wall places unless I have to fuck a stranger through through the hole and even then I would consider it if the end result was a good ossobucco or a … Continue reading
Reason #26,049 Why CHUD.com Has the Best Readers. I go through these phases where the majority of negativity on the CHUD boards, in the site’s output, in vehement emails, or now in the talkbacks we’ve added [they’re staying, so don’t even…] makes me really long to be in another place at another time in a … Continue reading
My Official Statement on the New Line Decision. I’ve gotten a bunch of emails from friends and readers congratulating me on New Line Cinema’s “demise” in the wake of dozens of wrong decisions made pretty much on every level since The Lord of the Rings ended. Because MEG, the movie I was involved with at … Continue reading
Nunziata May Cry. I don’t remember which video game magazine it was because I read just about all of them except GamePro [because it is balls, and Play also tests my resolve from time to time with their “We Masturbate to Anime” tendencies] but whomever it was tossed an unholy hand grenade of untruth at … Continue reading