A Nice Hard Slap – Don’t Be Koei With Me. The Dynasty Warriors series of video games is the most creatively bankrupt and inexplicably supported one in the history of consoles yet it is the flagship franchise for KOEI, one of the greatest video game companies ever to write software for the planet. Who the … Continue reading
The Television Return of Who Gives a Fuck!Recently, I saw an ad for the television show Eli Stone, which I have never seen because while I like Johnny Lee Miller I already get my daily requirement of bland from baked potatoes and corn flakes. Ads are important for television shows as they drive viewers to … Continue reading
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A Nice Hard Slap – Emails Drafts of the Dead. I’m sitting here and Microsoft Outlook prompts me to AutoArchive my old items, which I do because that program has fucked me enough times to know not to test its flimsy chassis. It’s bad enough that half the times I open the program I’m told … Continue reading
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A Nice Hard Slap – Fuck This Face. It’s painfully easy to rip on Twilight, not only because there is no way it can possibly be good. Not only because vampires are absolute horseshit 88% of the time. Not only because nearly everything that isn’t my dick embraced by recently pubed girls tends to be … Continue reading
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A Nice Hard Slap – Craig Tiberius Nelson Must Be Hurting. I’m never one to turn down a Heather O’Rourke joke, not because I don’t feel for the little girl’s family and their loss but because I’m more in love with morbid jokes than I am with compassion. It’s a war I fight every day, … Continue reading