George Merchan

KISS KISS, TRAILER TRAILER

I know this film is being looked forward to by many, thanks in part to the inclusion of CHUD fave Val Kilmer, Betty Ford regular Robert Downey Jr., and especially Lethal Weapon creator Shane Black. They mention that fact for Black too in this new trailer, though I think that if I was the marketing … Continue reading

THE CHEWER COLUMN #39

Back again, and here we’re jumping right away into the second part of Mike’s Dating Guide (be sure to check out Part 1 right here). I’ve been emailed some pretty good ideas for future columns, so keep your eyes peeled. As always, feel free to email me with your own thoughts, ideas, criticisms, methods of … Continue reading

HOSE-SLAPPED!

Wow. The nice folks over at Filmforce nabbed the exclusive on this super cool clip from the upcoming Transporter 2 a few days ago, but I just now saw the thing… and man oh man. I just had to share it. Let’s just say that Jason Statham could probably get a job with the FDNY … Continue reading

CARNAHAN LIGHTS UP

Action-comedy? From the guy that made the great Narc (a film that still holds up very well after three years)? Eh, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Apparently, writer/director Joe Carnahan has been set up to take the reigns on a film entitled Smokin’ Aces, "an ensemble action-comedy dealing with the disappearance of … Continue reading

THE PROGNOSTICATOR – AUGUST

When I was a kid August meant a couple of things – the "back to school" commercials started airing on TV, bumming me out, and all the good movies were already playing. This summer is no different. Except I’m not bummed out about the "back to school" commercials, and Dave Davis is made positively tumescent … Continue reading

CHUDSTORIES: OZYMANDIAS

(From the Vampire Cheats Death stories) I woke to incredible pain, pain I hadn’t felt in decades. I was chained and wrapped in a tarp made out of some harsh fabric. There was a red hot line in the back of my head where my skull had been fractured when they ambushed me and bashed … Continue reading

BANNED IN 2025

It’s new story topic time, folks! It’s been awhile since our last topic hit (Vampire Cheats Death – Check out our ONE AND ONLY entry from that section here) but we’re finally back, and our main story editor Kirby Drummond has dreamt up a rather hilarious premise. Shoot, maybe I’ll take a crack at it… … Continue reading

THE CHEWER COLUMN #38

Dating? Damn right. We cover the entire gamut here. I think Sewer Chewer Mike Skerritt’s in-depth look at the ins and outs of relationships via movies is something both comical and even a bit insightful. I myself will be in Las Vegas this time tomorrow. Will Mike’s dating guide prove useful? Possibly. Unless the women … Continue reading