I believe that when you die, you have three options… 1) Roll the dice, go to the afterlife. Most likely, you’re getting into Heaven. If you’ve killed someone without regret, be sure that a trip to Hell is in the cards.2) Roll again with reincarnation. Maybe you’ll be a human again. Maybe you’ll be a … Continue reading
It happened back when I was in elementary school. I was around eight years old. My family lived in the same house my mother had lived in her entire life. My grandfather had sold the house to my parents when they had gotten married. We lived on 10 acres of land, and there were plenty … Continue reading
“It’s just a floater,” the doc said. “Well,” I said, “it’s annoying.” And it was. I could see it then, that bumpy shadow bobbing in the vision of my left eye. It looked like a tiny translucent thread connecting two dark dots. Or a clipped piece of opaque intestine drifting across my eyeball. Doctor Tom … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $14.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 117 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Charles Shyer• Theatrical trailer(s)• The Affair of the Necklace: The Making of a Scandal• Designing Affair• Additional Scenes• Gag Reel• Cast/ Crew Highlights The time leading up to the French Revolution is incredibly fascinating. Royalty and peasants, deep … Continue reading
Within the opening minutes of Gone in 60 Seconds, you can tell that former car thief Randall "Memphis" Raines (Nicolas Cage) is a good man at heart. This is made painfully clear because he’s forsaken his criminal ways and now operates a go-cart track for young kids. But when he learns his wayward kid brother … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 119 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature-length documentary "Lana Turner … A Daughter’s Memoir"• Scoring session music cues• 2 Theatrical trailers• Production Notes At the time of its release in 1952, "The Bad And The Beautiful" was considered one of Warner Brothers’ best films. The winner … Continue reading
It’s the future and something from the past just isn’t available anymore. Pop Rocks, Pop Tarts, double-headed dildos, the Catcher in the Rye paperback with the maroon Mark David Chapman cover, the Robocop Criterion — something. It’s close to extinct. Write a story about your character’s search for that item in a near-futuristic world. Why … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: FoxMSRP: $17.98 RATED: PG 13RUNNING TIME: 91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Theatrical trailer(s)• Featurette• Music Videos: "Born To Raise Hell" by Motorhead, Ice-T and Whitfield Crane and "Feed The Gods" by White Zombie• TV Spots You know, Saturday Night Live-related films do not HAVE to suck. They just do for a … Continue reading