Devin Faraci

COLIN FIRTH COULD BE YOUR BABY DADDY

Mamma Mia!, the McDonalds of stage musicals, is about a woman who doesn’t know who her father is and inviting three possible candidates to her wedding. It’s a family values thing, all set to the tune of multiple Abba songs. The show, which has grossed a billion dollars and then some, is being made into … Continue reading

SING IT, SPIDEY!

Playbill.com broke the story earlier – there’s a Spider-Man musical in the offing, with Julie Taymor directing and music and lyrics by Bono and the Edge. I’ve been alive long enough to see stranger things, but not many (among them: Superman, Captain America and Batman musicals in various stages of development and performance. Taymor is … Continue reading

CIAO CHOW

Fans who were excited about the return of the legendary John Woo/Chow Yun Fat team can go ahead and get unexcited: three days into shooting the expensive historical epic Red Cliff, Chow’s out. At 70 million dollars, Red Cliff is most expensive Chinese film ever, with the script clocking in at four hours (Asian markets … Continue reading

NO DATES FOR SALLAH

As casting announcements have been made for Indiana Jones IV (including the final confirmation of the rumor that all CHUD readers knew to be true months ago – that Shia LaBeouf is in the movie, despite his repeated denials. Shia the Liar!), one name has been absent. There’s been no word of Jonathan Rhys-Davies coming … Continue reading

TRICK, NO TREAT

If you didn’t catch the trailer for Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween on Yahoo! the other day, it’s too late. The trailer has been taken down by order of the MPAA, who has declared it too violent. The trailer will now be reclassified as a ‘Yellow Tag’ trailer – it will be back online soon, … Continue reading

POTTER PUNISHED FOR PLANET TERROR?

Last week everybody was talking about Grindhouse and why it failed. It was like THE hot topic of conversations amongst douchebags like myself who sit on the sidelines of Hollywood as well as the douchebags who are smack dab in the middle of it all. Many people pointed at the film’s gargantuan running time of … Continue reading

KASDAN OF THE TITANS

If you’re going to have to remake a movie (and following 300’s wild success, Warner Bros to remake Clash of the Titans), you can at least get a good writer on board. Like the guy who wrote Dreamcatcher, for instance. I kid Lawrence Kasdan, of course. While that film sent him into hiding for four … Continue reading

ED NORTON SMASH

Marvel continues to surprise me with their movies – Iron Man has a completely killer cast that sells the whole film all on its own. Now they’ve announced the lead for Hulk 2, and it’s none other than The Best Actor of His Generation, Ed Norton playing Doctor Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays. This … Continue reading