Dave Davis

TRAILER: HOSTAGE

When not spending time making unnecessary cameos (see: Ocean’s 12) or sequels to crap comedies (don’t see: The Whole Ten Yards), megastar Bruce Willis does still occasionally dabble in the hard-nosed cop action that made him a marquee name in the first place. Such as the upcoming Hostage, based on the novel by Robert Crais. … Continue reading

ANOTHER BAT SIGHTING

The teaser poster for Batman Begins premiered online late last week, depicting an iconic image of a hunched Dark Knight sort of hovering before a fiery stormfront (see it HERE).  Now the international poster has popped up, and instead of a shadowy snapshot of Bale in costume Photoshopped onto a fearsome sky, we find him … Continue reading

RENNY GOES TO THE MOON

Let’s be honest, fans of hairy shapeshifters are not exactly inundated with quality werewolf movies.  Ever since David Naughton became a hungry canine in American Werewolf in London, the only decent werewolf flicks have been low-budget entries that skulked in under the radar like Dog Soldiers and Gingers Snaps (and Wes Craven’s appropriately titled Cursed … Continue reading

TRAILER: ONG BAK

I’ll put it as simply as possible: if you’ve grown weary of all the exaggerated high-flying wire-fu and rubbery digital foolishness in action movies and just want to see old-school fighting and stuntmen being brutally punished in increasingly unnatural ways, you need to see the bone-crushing Thai martial arts flick Ong Bak.  Star Tony Jaa … Continue reading

SAY HALO, SAY GOODBYE

It’s a game beloved by CHUD honcho Nick Nunziata, the Atlanta contingent and a kazillion other gamers, but not me, who got bored halfway through the single-player game, have no interest in fighting others on 1/4th of my television, and feel first-person shooters are meant to be played with a mouse and keyboard instead of … Continue reading

BOBBY DRAKE, PORN STAR

Much like Hayden Christensen tried to shake the whole Vader thing by taking on the drama Shattered Glass, Shawn Ashmore is seeking to shed his image as pretty young mutant (which appearances on Smallville probably didn’t help).  Ashmore will star in an indie titled 3 Needles, an AIDS drama broken up into three segments that … Continue reading

KINSEY: THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL?

Note: this is an editorial. The viewpoints expressed here belong to me, Devin Faraci, and not Nick Nunziata or Dave Davis or anyone else who ever contributes to this site. If you have a problem with my editorial and my beliefs, please feel free to send me an email at devin@chud.com. Unbelievable. The last time … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: VAN HELSING

BUY IT AT AMAZON: HERESTUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $29.98RATING: PG-13LENGTH: 132 long minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentaries, featurettes, outtakes, Xbox game level It’s a guaranteed success, when you consider the ingredients:  A guy who hunts monsters, played by a charming actor who’s nearly proven his worth as an action hero.  A stunningly gorgeous leading lady.  A rogues gallery of … Continue reading

KELLY CARLSON IS REALLY HOT

I’m sure there’s a percentage of the population who’s thrilled that the WWE is stretching from “sports entertainment” (i.e., burly sweaty men engaging in homoerotic fake-violence).  At least they selected a delicious Hollywood cupcake to be the eye candy in their first feature film endeavor.  Lissome hottie Kelly Carlson, the resident psycho/coke fiend/porn star of … Continue reading

THE GRUDGE 2: GRUDGE JUDY

Considering it made a massive bundle of money over its opening weekend, it’s not really any surprise that a sequel to the remake of The Grudge is already in the works.  Assuming writer/director Takashi Shimizu plans to work on the proposed sequel, it’ll be the sixth time he’s had the creepy chalk-skinned boy and the … Continue reading