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RAIDERS OF THE SUB-CONTINENT

Is movement on a new Indiana Jones film happening? And was it because of all the prunes he ate in the nursing home? Indiana Jones IV (that stands for how they feed the old bastard now – seriously, I have a million of these and I’m not afraid to use them) has been what Dave … Continue reading

GOB BLUTH GETS WET

Break out, Will Arnett! You can do it! Arnett, one of the funniest things about the incredibly funny Arrested Development (I had to keep pausing tonight’s episode because of “ANALRAPIST” and Bob Loblaw. I just laughed and laughed and laughed), is slowly making himself a movie career. Or at the very least he’s digging out … Continue reading

CURIOUS GEORGE ENRAGES CHRISTIANS

What’s this monkey so curious about, huh? And what’s that damn yellow hat signify? (The site http://www.gaycityusa.com/HANKYCODES.htm would seem seem to tell us that, depending on what color you read that hat as, The Man in the Yellow Hat may be into piss, be a drooler, or have an 8 inch cock. I wonder if … Continue reading

FLETCH WON, KEVIN SMITH LOST

Producer David List said it, and Kevin Smith has confirmed it – Silent Bob is off of Fletch Won. List, weirdly breaking the news on an IMDB message board (I didn’t believe it at first, but as I said, Smith has confirmed), claims that the split was friendly, and that it all came down to … Continue reading

THOR’S COMIC COLUMN

Since it’s the Halloween season, each edition of Thor’s Comic Column in October will feature at least one comic with a horror theme.  Enjoy! First Look: Niles Gives Good Zombie in “Batman: Gotham County Line” By Russell Paulette I hope the headline didn’t spoil the first issue ending, here—but let’s be honest.  You heard Steve … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TORTURE GARDEN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Columbia Tristar Home VideoMSRP: $14.94RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch “Let’s make an anthology horror film, but have the twist in each story be so insane that the film turns into a comedy!” The Humans Jack Palance, Burgess Meredith, Beverly Adams and Peter Cushing The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: MORTUARY ACADEMY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Columbia Tristar Home VideoMSRP: $14.94RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch "It’s Police Academy in a mortuary! No? Okay, it’s actually necrophiliac porn in a mortuary." The Humans Paul Bartel (Gremlins 2, The Usual Suspects) as the film’s resident corpse-dating mortuary owner, Mary Woronov (Dick Tracy, The … Continue reading

HOWDY, JOSS

I find myself in a weird position this morning. It seems that my editorial from last night about the box office take of Serenity (and I think it’s important to stress here that it’s an editorial, an opinion piece) has attracted the attention of no less a luminary than Joss Whedon himself. This is sort … Continue reading

REXXX, YOU SUCH A DIVA!

It’s Monday… and news at this very moment in time is S-L-O-W. What does that mean for you exactly? A news item about a film starring a "divalike dog" that’s what! Chew on that for a second… Now pray to God that Dave or Devin get you better news today. Bree Turner — whom some … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Flightplan $15,000,000 $46,100,000 2 2 Serenity $10,100,000 $10,100,000 1 3 Corpse Bride $9,700,000 $32,900,000 3 4 A History of Violence $8,200,000 $8,900,000 2 5 Into the Blue $7,000,000 $7,000,000 1 6 Just Like Heaven $6,100,000 $38,300,000 3 7 The Exorcism of Emily Rose $4,400,000 $68,500,000 4 8 … Continue reading