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BALDWIN BATTLES VAMPIRES!

A woman has a fatal disease and decides to become immortal by getting bitten by a vampire. Hey, didn’t CHUDStories do a whole series on just that topic? Sadly, Thirst, a new vampire movie, isn’t based on one of our CHUDStories. Gladly it has a pretty cool cast, including Adam Baldwin in the lead. He … Continue reading

GAG ME WITHERSPOON

Honestly, I am really only writing about this because I have had the title rattling around in my head for a little while, and I needed to get it out there. Reese Witherspoon, whose head is shaped exactly like that of a grey alien, is developing a movie at Paramount called The Reckoning. The film, … Continue reading

PEE WEE COMES AGAIN

If Ernest could go to prison, why not Pee Wee? That’s one of the two possible movie concepts for the triumphant return of the once-disgraced Pee Wee Herman. Hell, if Ollie North could have a major career as a commentator and a writer after seeking to undermine the very Constitutional fabric of this country and … Continue reading

PARAMOUNT FALLS INTO BLACK HOLE

Worry not, Chewers, Paramount’s Black Hole will not be a remake of the seminal floating robot film, but rather an adaptation of Charles Burns’ black and white graphic novel about a group of kids hit with a very, very weird STD.It took Burns ten years to finish his 12 part story, which has just been … Continue reading

SON OF JACKASS

Paramount Pictures president Gail Berman has laid out the studio’s plans for the next couple of years, and one of the things that she mentioned that caught my eye was a sequel to Jackass. The original Jackass was a monster smash for the studio – it cost only 5 million to make and it raked … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 11.02.05

Well, this is somewhat late. Better late than never, right? Let’s get down on it. Shoots First and Leaves. The circle is now complete for all of those who cried themselves to sleep at night throughout the past couple of decades. Yes, we’re talking about the behemoth Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (read Nick’s … Continue reading