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TRAILER: SMOKIN’ ACES

What. The. Hell? Smokin’ Aces is the movie that Narc director Joe Carnahan made after exiting Mission Impossible 3, and thank a god other than Xenu that he did. All I knew was that the flick was a casino crime tale, but I certainly didn’t expect it to resemble Guy Ritchie by way of Road … Continue reading

CLASH OF THE TARTANS: THE HIDDEN BLADE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $22.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 132 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind-the-scenes w/ director Yoji Yamada• Berlin Film Festival premiere• Press Conference w/ Yoji Yamada• Trailers The Pitch "It’s The Last Samurai, metaphorically speaking." The Humans Masatoshi Nagase (Suicide Club), Takako Matsu, Yukiyoshi Ozawa. The Nutshell At the time America was … Continue reading

TRENDSPOTTING… ON THE MOON

Demetri Martin is, in the opinion of this humble reporter, the current weak link on The Daily Show. His “Trendspotting” pieces just aren’t up to par with the rest of the stuff John Stewart et al produce, even though there has been a steady increase in quality for Martin over the last few months. Maybe … Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #45

Still trying to make these at least one a week. I need more letters to make it happen but I also need email clients to treat all text equally and not create these headaches where the text comes in different sizes and colors and formats. It’s 2006 and still text is hated like I’m still … Continue reading

CALLING ALL THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS

I don’t know what the video game Dead or Alive is about (and frankly, if it doesn’t feature you as Dennis Quaid, I don’t care), but I do know that it somehow involves busty girls playing volleyball. The fact that busty pixel girls playing volleyball so thoroughly excites the video game world makes me wonder … Continue reading

HALO WHO? (UPDATED)

***Update***I’ve gotten some emails from some professionals in the flick business that share a common trait: They tell me not to fear for the talent and quality of one Neill Blomkamp. He’s a solid dude they say. I looked at his short film and commercial work and it was very nice, but I still don’t … Continue reading

THE CHUD THINKER 8.10.06

I like to believe regular CHUD readers are reasonably smart — astute enough to have found our site, and masochistic enough to keep returning. We’ve been running the Daily Graboid for nearly a year now to test your movie knowledge, but how about straining that noggin? The CHUD Thinker is a puzzle, rebus, pictogram, visual … Continue reading