RATED AARGH! #50 – IT CREEPS
There are not many monsters with a theme song as cool, and as appropriate, as the blob’s.
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JUSTICE LEAGUE VERSUS THE CLUSTERFUCK OF RUMORS
What the fuck is up with the Justice League movie? The rumors have been flying faster and more furious than Superman on his way to peek into Lois Lane’s house; since I liveblogged Christian Bale’s lack of enthusiasm for a Justice League movie while his Batman trilogy was still happening, more gossip has popped up … Continue reading
LUCIUS MALFOY WANTS YOUR RECREATIONAL VEHICLE
Now that he’s moved on from giant shark pictures to landlocked action, Jan de Bont is casting some smart muscle. He’s just added Jason Isaacs to the cast of Stopping Power, the film in which John Cusack plays a father forced to cooperate with a kidnapper when an RV with his daughter onboard is hijacked … Continue reading
THE DEVIN’S ADVOCATE: YOU RETARDS
I’m tempted to start a regular column where I chronicle the press releases that most blow my mind, and if I did, a recent release about the DVD version of Blades of Glory would certainly earn a spot. Blades of Glory was an OK film – not a disaster, but not a movie I have … Continue reading
DVD REVIEW: ASTRONAUT FARMER, THE
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $27.95RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 104 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Widescreen/Fullscreen option• How to Build a Rocket• Conversation with NASA Astronaut David Scott• Bloopers and Outtakes The Pitch “What if Don Quixote had the Right Stuff?” The Humans Billy Bob Thornton (Pushing Tin), Virginia Madsen (Creator), Bruce Dern (After Dark, My Sweet), … Continue reading
IRVINE WELSH LIKES TO TALK ABOUT PORN(O)
This slipped through the cracks yesterday, but news about the (possibly) upcoming adaptation of Irvine Welsh’s Trainspotting sequel Porno is, today at least, more an excuse for me to publicly express my extreme disappointment with Sunshine than anything else. We never ran a proper review (Comic Con sorta got in the way) but I’ve toyed … Continue reading
CHILDREN STARVING TO DEATH… IN THE FLESH!
Every time I write something about how shitty anime is and how much I think the otaku should be forcibly sterilized (not that these people would ever get a chance to use their junk with a willing partner), somebody writes me a polite email explaining that I should really go see Grave of the Fireflies. … Continue reading
TORONTO ’07 IS A BOUNTY OF RICHES
The full program lineup for the 2007 Toronto Film Festival has been released, and, as expected, it’s pretty wonderful. From high-profile obvious hits like No Country For Old Men and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (this is the Western’s year, I’m telling you now) to fun presentations like Ellyn Burstyn … Continue reading
SCREENING: THE BROTHERS SOLOMON
Folks in Atlanta, want to see The Brothers Solomon early? You got two ways of doing it. 1) Enter below and get a pass from us. 2) Enter below, get a pass from us, and like it. We’re strictly pro-choice here at CHUD, y’see. Speaking of pro-choice, babies is what this movie is all about. … Continue reading
RAMA WILL STILL RENDEZVOUS
Rendezvous With Rama is one of the great classics of science fiction*; written by Arthur C Clarke and published in 1972, Rama is about a giant, cylindrical space ark that flies through our solar system in the 22nd century. Realizing that the strange alien artifact will blow right through our neighborhood and be gone, Earth … Continue reading