Remember Rogue? You know, the Croc movie that rushed Primeval into theaters last spring? The Rogue that’s been floating around waiting for a US release date as it’s punted from slot to slot, the latest being from October to indefinitely? Since most films suffering from this kind of turmoil smell like turds from miles away, … Continue reading
EA announced this week that their Redwood studios (The Godfather, The Lord of the Rings Collection) has been developing an original 3rd person sci-fi/horror game. The game will be called Dead Space, and will ship in late 2008 for the XBox 360, PS3, and PC. Set in the cold blackness of deep space, the atmosphere … Continue reading
I knew that queer-ass Sweep the Leg, Johnny video was going to have some sort of effect on the world at large, like a YouTube-spawned version of Grant Morrison’s theories of pop magick. Sure enough, there’s word that a remake of The Karate Kid is in the works, and since they’ve already done the story … Continue reading
It’s been a few months since Ratatouille arrived and drifted lazily downstream, managing expectations while plucking dollar bills off what’s left of the money trees lining the River Pixar. Funny thing is, $203 million domestic ain’t bad by anyone’s standards, but it’s being stacked against the likes of Pixar’s 1999-2004 successes including the $339 million … Continue reading
Somewhere on a Downey Studios soundstage, you can actually see this. Or a scaled-down version at least. But why? AICN‘s Moriarty seems to be indicating that he has at least a partial answer for this, but after the tragedy of Tyler Nelson and the Violated Non-Disclosure Agreement, he’s understandably reticent to share his info. All … Continue reading
There’s little less surprising nowadays than learning that David Goyer has been attached to a comic book adaptation in some capacity. After playing an integral role in kicking off the nearly ten-year-old comic book boom, the screenwriter of Blade has been the go-to guy for studios who know they want to capitalize on the superhero … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $26.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 330 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentaries on selected episodes• Commentary on one of the commentaries• Interviews with the voice actors and crew• Uncensored episodesThe Pitch Eight cartoon characters from different shows are forced to live in a house together where their crude antics will be … Continue reading
From my review of Jackass Number Two: During the end credits of Jackass Number Two Bam Margera, who cries a couple of times in this film, says, “I hope there’s no Jackass 3.” I understand where he’s coming from – this movie has upped the ante so much that I think the only way a … Continue reading
Writing about the Justice League of America movie has already proven to be a war of attrition, and it’s not getting any easier. On the heels of the announcement that Jessica Biel was in talks to play Wonder Woman in the film, EW.com reports that the actress has passed on the role. We all thought … Continue reading
Originally, I thought it would be funny to completely ignore Halo and just write about the other gaming news of the week. But after going through the complete wasteland that is non-Halo news, I realized that it was impossible. So then I thought that I would do a normal column, news, rants and cock jokes. … Continue reading