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MCP: GTA IV BOX ART… TRAILER?

Rockstar just put up the box art for Grand Theft Auto IV on its website, via a trailer showing you how it was made. A little excessive, no? It’s bad enough we’ve got release days and times for trailers, but now the cover art? Come on. Just get that game out, okay? Check out the … Continue reading

SAMUEL L. JACKSON’S NANNY DIARIES

Looking to capitalize on the enduring cult popularity of Mr. Nanny and the recent box office windfall generated by The Nanny Diaries, Samuel L. Jackson has agreed to star as a brat minder in The Man That Rocks the Cradle for New Line. I’m currently hitting up sources to clarify that this is not, in … Continue reading

THE STEADY LEAK RELOADED #1

Comment on the MB Leak Thread – Send a Feedback Letter – Leave a Voice Mail @ 678-827-0940 The Set Up. Come one and all to the Steady Leak, my signature column that has been manhandled, prodded, and inserted into more nubile bodies than the Pope’s flaccid carpaccio. It’s been over a year since I … Continue reading

LIFE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Zac Efron. Mr. Heartthrob. Mr. High School Musical. Mr. "Bet On It". Disney-preened and polished to a sheen impervious to even the most fiery darts of teen scandal: apparently, the kid’s girlfriend showed up all naked and exposed by way of leaked camera phone(?) stills, and if he didn’t do it, who did!? It’s the … Continue reading

HELLBOY II STARTS A-TEASIN’

We’re still an agonizing eight months away from the theatrical release of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, but the kind and gentle folk at Universal Pictures have decided to give you an early look at some of your favorite characters from the first film. And they’ve kicked things off with the lovely Selma Blair as … Continue reading

SCREENING: JUNO

Everyone I know who has seen Juno [Russ’s Review] say it’s a very special movie. Unanimously. That some of these folks aren’t big fans of Jason Reitman’s excellent Thank You for Smoking scares me a little but not enough not to have any lack of faith with the filmmaker’s follow-up. A great cast [though the … Continue reading

G.I. JOE SCREENWRITER TRIES TO SAVE THE WORLD

I doubt Stuart Beattie enjoys being referred to as "G.I. Joe Screenwriter", but for the amount of coin he’s pulling down to re-imagine the toy line as a "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity", Mr. Seven Figures can take a little ribbing. Like many screenwriters who fatten their bank accounts on studio junk, Beattie is apparently … Continue reading