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300, FOR A MINUTE AND A HALF

Daniel Robert Epstein over at UGO talked with Tyler Bates, who did the score for Rob Zombie’s upcoming The Devil’s Rejects. Dan and Tyler talked a bunch about not only that movie, but about another project Bates is attached to – Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300. Here’s the gist of what Bates had … Continue reading

LOHAN GETS SHIPWRECKED

Many viewers of Lost wonder how the fat guy can stay so fat when shipwrecked on a deserted island*. Maybe the reason why Lindsey Lohan is in talks to star in the new version of Swiss Family Robinson is that her emaciated frame is the perfect look for someone living off of coconuts and rainwater. … Continue reading

THE SECRET LIFE OF OWEN WILSON

The Butterscotch Stallion is looking to star in a new version of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, a project that’s been floating around for years and years now. For a long time this was a Jim Carrey pet project, but I guess he’s moved on and Wedding Crasher Owen Wilson is filling his shoes. … Continue reading

THOR’S COMIC COLUMN: TRADE CENTER

The Walking Dead Volumes 1 – 3 (Image Comics) (BUY IT HERE!) By Graig Kent Robert Kirkman gets it.  He totally understands what die-hard zombie fans have been clamoring for: a serialized story set in a zombie apocalypse.  In 28 Days Later fashion, our story’s hero, policeman Rick Grimes, awakens from a coma only to … Continue reading

REVIEW: WEDDING CRASHERS

Praise the Lord, Vince Vaughn is back. When I say that his performance in Wedding Crashers is his best since Swingers, I actually think that means a lot. See, he was so good in Swingers that we have been giving him a pass on a decade worth of half-assed work. Even the films where he’s pretty … Continue reading

THE MISSION IS ON

Filming began today on the latest great vaporfilm, Mission: Impossible 3. The first shots took place on a speedboat on the Tiber River, which for all you geography heathens, is in Italy. The film has been slowly getting to this point over the last few years, and I have to admit that I was a … Continue reading

PARAMOUNT IS LIKE SCHOOL IN THE SUMMER

For about 23 seconds a while back, it seemed like Paramount was possibly veering from their new paradigm of Remaking Everything in favor of something completely original.  I can’t for the life of me recall what the project was, but it must’ve happened.  Maybe it was just a dream sequence. Anyway, the studio has decided … Continue reading

RON #115 (BLOOD & GUTS THEATER)

All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: This is the 2nd of 15 reader deaths that will be unfolding in RON’s "Blood & Guts Theater" over the next three weeks. The CHUD.com Superstore has just opened up and there are TONS of awesome bits of RON … Continue reading