Types

This is the big dump. Not in the hot, sexy way but in the way that it takes ALL of our content and dumps it in one spot for you. Wait, that IS hot and sexy!

THE SIMPSONS: UNFUNNY ON THE BIG SCREEN

Harry Shearer appeared on the “Mancow” show yesterday, and talked a bit about The Simpsons, which just got renewed for two more seasons. While there he dropped a bomb, yo – he is currently recording vocals for the long-awaited and then even-longer-dreaded Simpsons movie. According to a scooper to AICN who will actually admit to … Continue reading

WILL SMITH GOES BACK TO THE TV WELL

Will Smith never learned his Wild Wild West lesson and is going to once again be getting jiggy with an old-timey TV show transitioning to the movies. This time it’s It Takes A Thief, based on the 1968-1970 series. The original starred Robert Wagner; this time Smith will be playing the charming thief blackmailed into … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 3.22.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

FROM MAYBERRY TO THE MIDDLE EAST

Will "liberal Hollywood" finally make a straightforward statement (or at least a sideways swipe) on governmental policy and this century’s Middle East catastrophe? Or will we have to wait for the next movie set in futuristic London for some overt political perspective? We’ll see how an A-list filmmaker like Ron Howard deals with Iraq — … Continue reading

JESUS’ AUNT

The whole Christ family is getting cast for Catherine Hardwicke’s take on the life of the Virgin Mary, Nativity. Shohreh Aghdashloo is going to go from curing mutants in X3 to being the auntie of the Savior in the film, playing the sister to Keisha Castle-Hughes. The film is getting hurriedly put together for a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 3.21.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

SOME HOT FUZZ BUZZ

We’ve been salivating for another fried gold slice from the masterminds behind Shaun of the Dead, arguably the best balance of horror and comedy since American Werewolf in London. Can they reach similar heights with the tired buddy-cop formula? Probably! This isn’t really brain-altering news, but the blokes have finally started production on Hot Fuzz in an official … Continue reading

THOR’S COMIC COLUMN

Long-delayed “Atheist” #3 is worth that wait By Mark Wheaton “All systems reflect information the way an object reflects light.  I see this information bloom in front of me – a fractal flower of probability.” It is hard not to feel for the Asimov fans who waited thirty years between the publication of the first … Continue reading