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LEAK LETTERS #34

Mailbagsukidoji: Hey folks, You have a comment and don’t want to send a letter? Please click HERE and pipe up on the message boards. Please? So, as I get rended anally by the film business I figured it’d be nice to contribute a little to the site that made me a hundredaire. Granted, most of … Continue reading

ONE DINKLAGE UNDER DOG

I’m about as interested in a live-action Underdog movie as I am in being the owner of randomly imploding molars, but at least a decent actor will wring his hands as diminutive villain Simon Barsinister, whose name is probably the only entertaining aspect of the whole thing. Disney has pocketed Peter Dinklage for the pernicious part … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 3.31.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

OLMOS THERE

Using some of the mad cash stacks they made from licensing Star Wars and Alien vs. Predator, Dark Horse Comics is knuckling their way through Hollywood with a handful of self-funded indie films, including a new crime thriller called Splinter. The story involves a Latino LA gangbanger with a bullet lodged in his cabeza which, … Continue reading

REVIEW: DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON, THE

Was The Devil and Daniel Johnston supposed to make me this depressed? I can’t tell if the movie means to leave us somewhat hopeful or utterly devastated by the way God treats his own geniuses. I know that there’s a moment where Johnston’s father breaks down crying while recounting the small plane crash that his … Continue reading

AN AMERICAN TORRENTE? DIOS MIO!

Along with the original Battle Royale getting a domestic release, the list of things I’d never expect to see coming to our shores would probably include Spanish writer-director-actor Santiago Segura’s sexist cop series Torrente. But New Line got out the Sharpie and scratched that right the hell off the list. Si, hermanos y hermanas: they’re … Continue reading

REVIEW: SLITHER

James Gunn’s Slither is a gleeful movie. In fact, if I was forced to describe it using only “G” words, I would say that Slither is gleeful, gooey, gory and goofy. It’s the kind of good, wholesome fun you can only get in films where Michael Rooker is ramming ovipositors into people’s stomachs. In many … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 3.30.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading