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JESSICA ALBA HAS LOOSE LIPS ABOUT FF2

There are a lot of things I like about Jessica Alba (and by "like" I mean "furiously masturbate while fantasizing about"), and exactly none of them are her acting ability. Which is why the head-to-toe coverage of her transcendent chassis in Fantastic Four is so maddening. Such a waste. At least that unstable molecule outfit … Continue reading

A NEW HITCHER HITCHES IN

I suddenly feel better about the new but probably still completely unnecessary remake of The Hitcher. "Why?" you may ask. "I’ll tell you," I would answer. And then tell you. It’s because it would take someone with just the right combination of charismatic and sociopathic to replace the original’s Rutger Hauer, and the filmmakers have come pretty … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 6.1.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

SELLING SEX AT THE THEATER

This isn’t exactly news, but I thought it was pretty funny… CHUD reader Josh was recently at a Century Theater in Illinois and snapped this quick pic of an especially provocative arrangement of teaser posters for Superman Returns, Eragon and the new Pirates of the Caribbean. For clarity I included the original posters outside of their … Continue reading

THE FOUNTAIN TURNS ON IN OCTOBER

Darren Aronofsky’s long-awaited The Fountain will finally be hitting screens on October 13 of this year. And when I say long-awaited, I’m not kidding – the movie has been years and years in the making; I remember writing about this sucker when I first came on board CHUD 5 or so years ago. October’s an … Continue reading

THE WRATH OF CANNES

Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales took quite a whomping at the Cannes Film Festival recently, with some people calling it among the worst films ever made, and critics walking out in droves during the film’s TWO HOUR AND FORTY MINUTE runtime. I haven’t seen the film yet, but I do believe this may confirm the suspicion … Continue reading