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HOUNDING THE HITCHER

If it’s anything like the original (and I have to imagine it’ll have significant similarities), the currently shooting remake of The Hitcher won’t exactly be overpopulated. But replacement road loon Sean Bean will have a new lawman on his tail, and it’s a guy with a little experience in that department. Actor Neal McDonough (Boomtown, … Continue reading

JOHNNY DEPP SUCKS

Black Film is reporting that Will Smith’s I Am Legend has found its bad guy – none other than Johnny Depp. The site claims that Depp will be playing one of the film’s vampires, and quite probably Will Smith’s neighbor, who becomes the head vampire. I Am Legend is, of course, based on the Richard … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 6.30.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

GOD TO SCHNEIDER: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED

The Lord God, who goes by the professional name Yaweh, reached down from the heavens Wednesday and smote Rob Schneider, giving the “comedian” a serious warning to cut it the fuck out with all the shitty movies already. The smoting occurred on the set of Big Stan, on which Schneider is making his directorial debut. … Continue reading

TRAILER: HARSH TIMES

He’s already proven he can handle dragons, inner demons, Gotham’s criminal element, 1980s Manhattan and Angus Macfadyen, but now Christian Bale is in a whole new world: South Central Los Angeles. In Harsh Times, Bale is a former solider who joins former Six Feet Under corpse-artist Freddy Rodriguez for a little fun and a whole … Continue reading

TRANSFORMERS TEASE YOU

The teaser trailer for Michael Bay’s Transformers movie is up at the official site right now, a couple of days ahead of the expected July 4th launch (what the heck are we going to get at Comic Con at this rate?). I had been actually getting a little interested in this movie over the last … Continue reading

SOUTHLAND TALES WILL BE TOLD

Richard Kelly’s follow up to Donnie Darko, Southland Tales, received an incredibly venomous reception at the Cannes Film Festival this year – you get the impression that a video of a Chinese woman in high heels stamping on kittens would have gone over better. The film was said to be too long and boring and … Continue reading

STILL NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN

Is history repeating itself? Once upon a time Sean Connery left the James Bond franchise, saying he would never again play the role. Roger Moore was brought in for an increasingly campy series of films, but 12 years later Connery was back as Bond in Never Say Never Again. Only it wasn’t part of the … Continue reading