"Witness the birth of fear" the poster warns. Hopefully this isn’t a flick about the casting of Reese Witherspoon and Mark Wahlberg because I have a rival project about that at Warner’s.

No, this is the prequel to the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Don’t overthink it, your head will hurt.

I really dug the Michael Bay produced remake quite a bit, something that has led to some hairy arguments, but something I strand behind. The movie was creepy and artful and it worked. I wish there was more gore but if you watch the original I think you’ll see that it most certainly wasn’t gory.

Here’s the requelmake.

Want to see it early and you live in Atlanta?

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