Gone are the days of the vampire bat and supernaturally creepy old guy sneaking into bedrooms in the dark of night to neck with the ladies. The whole vampire genre has had a nice little post-modern renaissance, evolving into hip and suave victims of viral outbreaks. Holy water is overrated, garlic is hidden in the … Continue reading
A few weeks back, CHUD presented to you to the illicit Web debut of the ridiculously awful and entertaining martial arts epic DOA: Dead or Alive. Based on the video game series which in turn was based lonely nerds easily satiated by digital boobs, the movie features such real life martial arts luminaries as Eric … Continue reading
The Night Watchman has been one of those elusive Hollywood properties with a great pedigree that just can’t seem to make it into production. It started as a James Ellroy original screenplay set just after the O.J. Simpson verdict involving the LAPD and an officer who’s questioning corruption, both inside himself and in his department. … Continue reading
Paramount has officially unveiled four of the Autobots to the world at a GM event in Hollywood last night. You’ve already seen the Camaro – aka Bumblebee – before, but the other cars have only been seen in spy photos on the web. I actually saw all of these cars while visiting the set of … Continue reading
Tough news for all people living outside of the United States – not only are you not Americans, and thus probably targets for regime change at any moment (we’re looking at you, Tony Blair, you pussy!), but you’re also not getting Grindhouse. At least if you’re in a non-English speaking territory, and in that case, … Continue reading
We’re less than a week away from the 79th annual Academy Awards, the awards ceremony most likely to make me get angrier and angrier over the course of four hours. Last year I actually got to my feet and yelled obscenities at my television when Crash got the Best Picture Oscar. This year looks like … Continue reading
Think what you’d like about the Resident Evil franchise (I think it’s magically poopalicious), but the trailers have a smug way of toying with the audience. Instead of delivering the standard "When the dead rise, humanity falls" cliche, we’ve been treated to their warm and cozy "Oh-la-la, it’s sexy time", only to be cold-cocked with … Continue reading
Hey look, the Saturn Awards have been around as long as me. The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror films has announced the nominations for the 33rd Annual Saturn Awards, the show that recognizes great talent and achievement in some often marginalized genres. This year’s Saturn Awards leader is… Superman Returns? Weird, but true. … Continue reading
The title for Sylvester Stallone’s return to Rambo has changed a number of times over the last year or so, with the latest being the very Volume-7-in-a-juvenile-readers- book-series-sounding Rambo: Pearl of the Cobra. Now Moviehole is reporting that Stallone, who may or may not have smuggled steroids into Australia this week, is saying that the … Continue reading