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JUNO WHAT I MEAN, MANG?

As a big fan of Jason Reitman’s sadly overlooked Thank You For Smoking, I was really hoping to see him directing a movie sooner rather than later. Fortunately, his next project Juno just started filming. It’s the story of a young girl (Ellen Page) who gets knocked up and has to deal with the consequences. … Continue reading

THEY WILL BE MIST

This week marks the start of production on the Frank Darabont-helmed adaptation of Stephen King’s The Mist for Dimension Films. Thomas Jane, Andre Braugher, and Laurie Holden have already been cast as townsfolk holed up in a supermarket as monstrous menaces brought in by a supernatural storm threaten their idyllic Maine town (Despite Stevie’s iconic … Continue reading

MARTY THE INVENTIVE

With the financial success, critical recognition, and likely Oscar bounty of his superior crime flick The Departed, Martin Scorsese is riding high now. He’s got his pick of what to do next as he’s attached to several properties including Silence, an adaptation of the Shusaku Endo novel about two 17th century Jesuit priests spreading Christianity … Continue reading

REVIEW: NUMBER 23, THE

The people responsible for the new Jim Carrey movie The Number 23 could have saved a lot of time and money and, instead of actually filming the movie, simply printed out cards that could be handed to paying customers at movie theaters across the nation. The cards would say, ‘You have a small penis,’ or … Continue reading

WHEN 42ND STREET GOT DIRTY

I’m the sort of New Yorker who bemoans what’s happened to Times Square. I go there now and see the Blade Runner lights and advertisements and the crushing crowds of Red Staters hypnotized by running new tickers and I am saddened. I remember a time when going to Times Square was a sign of bravery, … Continue reading

THE NUMBER TWENTY WII

This weekend the new Jim Carrey movie, The Number 23, opens. It’s a movie about a guy who has all this numerology business driving him nuts. I think, anyway – I see the movie tonight and I’ll be sure to let you know. At any rate, some of the more literary-minded among you may know … Continue reading